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Old 12-29-2015, 06:47 AM   #1
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If your SO confronted you about a condom wrapper found in your conjugal bed?

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Old 12-29-2015, 07:57 AM   #2
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[QUzOTE=Optimator;1057623963]If your SO confronted you about a condom wrapper found in your conjugal bed?

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Just tell her you and cock whispers like to play it safe.
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Old 12-29-2015, 07:58 AM   #3
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You could admit to her that you have been voted #2 whore monger in south Texas and it's just what you do. You could claim your gay lover left it in the bed, and you told him to clean his mess, but he didn't listen.
Another option is to play stupid, which shouldn't be difficult for a guy that fucks whores in his wifes bed. Lot's of options here Barney.
Hell, just tell her that a stud like yourself can't be held to just one woman.
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Old 12-29-2015, 08:04 AM   #4
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Or you could say you we're at gators threatening to kick some ass (only if they're at a minimum... 3 hours away)and the wrapper got stuck to your panties when you sat down to pee?
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Old 12-29-2015, 08:32 AM   #5
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Hell, just tell her that a stud like yourself can't be held to just one woman.

LOL yea that will go over well..
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Old 12-29-2015, 09:50 AM   #6
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Hell, just tell her that a stud like yourself can't be held to just one woman.

LOL yea that will go over well..
I think he wanted something that might sound at least a little plausible.
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Old 12-29-2015, 01:36 PM   #7
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Tell her you use them for bubble gum and you prefer them filled by guys that eat a lot of asparagus.
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Old 12-29-2015, 01:40 PM   #8
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Tell SO you were thinking about doing something kinky for New Years. You bought a cover and was seeing how big of a banana it would fit, throw everything thing away and forgot about the package. It was going to be a surprise for the SO but changed your mind, too many genius had you thinking crazy
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If your SO confronted you about a condom wrapper found in your conjugal bed?

Just flip it. Play dumb and ask HER why there is a wrapper in the bed! Then continue the questioning and ask her what's her handle, hourly rate, and if AAG has gaped her yet...
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Omg you guys got me laughing my ass off lol...
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Or that your mom meant to leave it at the college
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No more talking about moms! Bill James will start crying...and the artist formerly known as cocksnip will report you to a mod.
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Old stand-by: Are you going to believe me or your lying eyes.

More creative: We need to change the locks, NOW! Strangers must have been sneaking in and fucking in our bed.
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Old 12-29-2015, 07:05 PM   #15
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Just flip it. Play dumb and ask HER why there is a wrapper in the bed! Then continue the questioning and ask her what's her handle, hourly rate, and if AAG has gaped her yet...
You're on to something... Luigi, in addition, you might want to verify that texasfilms is not her pimp...we wouldn't want him reviewing another hoe from his own stable... You might have to snitch her out... You know... Being that you're a rat snitch. 😉
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