In the immortal words of Frank Costanza "I've got a lot of problems with you people!".
Swordmaster - does posting Super Ass Fantastico on every review really add anything. C'mon man, you're better than that
Iron Butterfly - have you downloaded every porn item off the internet? Leave a little bit for the rest of us
Still Looking, Whispers, mongers with thousands of posts, etc. - get away from this site and go outside once in a while, or at least get some sleep. This is a hobby, not something that takes up all your time
Ladies - remember to check who you are logged in as before you post. Also try to have some pics that are from within the past year - selfies on a phone usually look fine.
Mods - you are being far too fair and kind to everyone.
Finally, happy holidays to everyone and hope you all get that this post is completely in jest. Can't wait to see what grievances others have to air!