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If six months of mostly polite inquiry around here have taught me anything, it's that manners are wasted on the helmeted special team in the same way that a bottle of Platinum is wasted on a homeless alcoholic.
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I don't drink booze. I have discriminating tastes so I'm more of a wine drinker. So anyway, I Googled Platinum. Only link to booze is Bud Light Platinum and how it has more alcohol in it.
Classy, Platinum, Bud Light Cryptic Linck
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Dorothy, I suspect armature is your manhandle,
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We're both sexy bitches, but no. I like it, but no.
Why you hatin' on Dorfy any-fucking-way? She's been hooking since you were still cuddling your balls and wondering why your fat wife kicked you out of her bed. You come up in this bitch like you knowing what's the WTF. You don't. But we got your trick ass all figured out. You suffer from the same affliction that Wakeup does - low self-esteem / high self-worth. It's cray. Cray I say, but alas...
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... verbal abuse...vitriol...[read: with a dick in your mouth].
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Speaking of vitriol.
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Or trying to hack it. Or whatever.
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She has a skilled trade.
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I've said it before - you have an amazing smile, so hot. You were the very first provider that I wanted to see.
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Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner chicken dinner! You wuv the shit out of her. Ahhhh, unrequited wuv. See what happens when you run your pie hole too much.
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The reason I haven't (until this very moment) gotten long-winded...
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That's the understatement of the mother fucking year. And we're in the last days of the year so that's saying something...
Let's see what else the Trick of the Year has to say...
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...when you've tried baiting me...
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No, she pretty much did. Puppy love is a bitch ain't it.
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... is because you've demonstrably proven that you are intellectually incapable of reading a complete sentence, comprehending what you've written, and then putting together enough words in the right order to assembly some semblance of a witty retort...
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I've not noticed that; her prose is easy to follow. And believe you fucking me, I can put a sentence together. They say I'm the Queen of the Thunderfuck. You may call me Your Highness. Being a gentlemen you understand you need only call me that once, after that ma'am will suffice. You know till you address my Magnificent - bitchin'-ass - Self again. Then we're back to Your Highness.
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...Or dick suckers...
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Um, honey, let me hip you to something. Know why women suck dick? Sit down for this big guy....It's to get men under our thumbs.
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Although given what people say, I'm not sure you've found what you're GOOD at yet - apparently practice doesn't make perfect.
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Not what I heard. I heard she can suck a mean dick. But, since, I cannot be put under a dick-sucked spell, IDGAF.
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I'm not angry at you; your taunts, name-calling, alt abuse - six months of this from you - truly not angry.
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You should be. She's made an ass out of you and shined a light on your candy, abusive-ass.
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...dingleberry...the annoying inability to get off the soiled bits of toilet paper attached to your butt.
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You're the one that brought up TUMA. You like scat? You struck me as a subbie type, but scat? Gross. I hate poo germs.
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T...taught you that attractive people didn't have to work to succeed in life...
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More of that unrequited wuv. Oh, and we, that is good looking people, don't have to work as hard.
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...now looks are fading with age...
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Fading with age? What are you a retard? She's like in her twenties.
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Having said that, most of which you probably won't understand...
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I understand. Do you understand what I've said? How easy it was for me to psychoanalyze you from a far? You make things too easy. Go back. Drinck some Platinum Bud Lite. Regroup and then we'll talk. I don't like an easy fuck. I like a hard one.
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I think I've toed the line for "points" on this one without stepping over the line, but time (and Spice) will tell.
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All Spice can do now is save you...trick.
But enough about all that is fabulous about Dorthy. Let's talk about you shall we? But first, I gotta go be me. More coffee and breakfast. Then, you. k?