So hypothetically Yummy....

[Guest032117]

Omg...I love my board assholes! You guys make my fucking night!

[Island_Gent]

Originally Posted by chicagoboy

Grey Poupon is made by the same company as makes Cheez Whiz.

Philistines...the lot.

[Wakeup]

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. Be sure to check out the afternoon show, it's just as good as the midnight one...

[chicagoboy]

Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Omg...I love my board assholes! You guys make my fucking night!

Inspired by tg's example, I'm hoping to become a classhole.

[Island_Gent]

Originally Posted by chicagoboy

Inspired by tg's example, I'm hoping to become a classhole.

Highly unlikely sir, entirely too boorish.

[Mr. Romantic]

Originally Posted by chicagoboy

Grey Poupon is made by the same company as makes Cheez Whiz.

Now that's some funny shit right there! (I mean the dog meme, which for whatever reason didn't show up )

[WTF]

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

So Yummy - should I have invited you over to our hotel to join the fun when you called Foxy? I'm not sure what protocol dictates!

Least we forget? YummyMarie seems to be friendly with Foxy who has said she would repeat ... which begs the question of , Would in fact you join the next party Yummy? Would you do so under the caveat of discretion?

At the end of the day folks, providers like to see gents who pay well and are respectful. So laugh all you will but while TG may not be nominated for poster of the year...that does not appear to be his goal.

[dearhunter]

TG (not to be confused with the real TG) is an idiot getting played by whores that talk too much. It turns out to be a perfect fit. Because, TG (not to be confused with the real TG) talks too much as well.

[WTF]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

TG (not to be confused with the real TG) is an idiot getting played by whores that talk too much. It turns out to be a perfect fit. Because, TG (not to be confused with the real TG) talks too much as well.

Well that sure is not a rarity in the industry...


...most just do not admit it like TG has.

That has been the lesson IMHO. We all gossip. Some just do not admit it. WTF do you think is written in Modtardville....a bunch of gossip that a select few get to then proclaim as a truth/lie. This is just a Wizard of Oz moment.

[TravelingGentleman]

TG (not to be confused with any other new or old TGs) is free to spend his time and money how he chooses. The ECCIE "in-crowd" who keep telling TG that he is doing it wrong continue to labor under the mistaken belief that the opinions matter.

ECCIE - as I have been amply educated about for months now - is not, as a whole, a community worthy of respect or admiration, nor gentlemanly conduct. ECCIE is a septic tank in which some gems have been accidentally flushed into. The "in-crowd" wants me to treat ECCIE like a jewelry showroom because it has gems. The correct response is to dig through the fetid shit to find the gems, dig them out, clean them off, then admire them in person, far away from the septic tank.

There are some truly classy gentlemen here, whom I would break open a good bottle for any day. And of course, I am continuously filtering through the septic tank for jewels.

Being outcast or ostracized by that same "in-crowd" is irrelevant to me. This is like an Internet remake of High School Musical, except all the actors are c-grade rejects from the extras list in the actual movie, who have collectively convinced themselves that they're actually the talent. Fuck your ostracization. I didn't fly Foxy to Houston because she's my dream woman, I did it because she met some minimal combination of friendliness, attractiveness, intelligence, and communicative capability that together elevated her above what I had thus far been exposed to in Houston?

Ostracize me? Hardly. In Soviet Russia, TG ostracize YOU - AND all the fucktards who want to tell me I'm spending my money wrong, or seeing the wrong girls, or doing the wrong activities, or posting wrong. The septic tank gurgles up a trapped air bubble that explodes into a foul airburst of gaseous vitriol, and demands that I respect the flatulence. Unless you're gurgling up a gem for me, simmer down.

Speaking of gems, I abandon my sewer fishing for now, because I may have caught the prize, and must now go prepare to meet her.

[Wakeup]

When you're fucking her, please keep us updated on who she talks to on the phone...kthxbai...

[dearhunter]

Are you sending a stipend to that sewer rat you threw back when you finished with her.........seeing as you walked her right off the cliff into a ban during the holidays.

How did that "she didn't do anything wrong.....I talked to St.C.....blah blah blah" work out for her?

That gem is going to be broke at Christmas time with nothing more than a lump of coal in her stocking......because of you.

[WTF]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

Are you sending a stipend to that sewer rat you threw back when you finished with her.........seeing as you walked her right off the cliff into a ban during the holidays.

How did that "she didn't do anything wrong.....I talked to St.C.....blah blah blah" work out for her?

That gem is going to be broke at Christmas time with nothing more than a lump of coal in her stocking......because of you.

You ain't giving Fancy near enough credit. TG was two stepping with someone who was willingly there and kinda bragging about it to be honest.

To try and shift all the blame to TG would be no different than shifting all the blame to the Mod staff for banning her. Might as well blame wakeup for pointing out her admittance to reading the review.

[Wakeup]

Whores and John's blame me for everything from being rude to global warming...might as well blame me for that too...

[WTF]

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

TG (not to be confused with any other new or old TGs) is free to spend his time and money how he chooses. The ECCIE "in-crowd" who keep telling TG that he is doing it wrong continue to labor under the mistaken belief that the opinions matter.

ECCIE - as I have been amply educated about for months now - is not, as a whole, a community worthy of respect or admiration, nor gentlemanly conduct. ECCIE is a septic tank in which some gems have been accidentally flushed into. The "in-crowd" wants me to treat ECCIE like a jewelry showroom because it has gems. The correct response is to dig through the fetid shit to find the gems, dig them out, clean them off, then admire them in person, far away from the septic tank.

There are some truly classy gentlemen here, whom I would break open a good bottle for any day. And of course, I am continuously filtering through the septic tank for jewels.

Being outcast or ostracized by that same "in-crowd" is irrelevant to me. This is like an Internet remake of High School Musical, except all the actors are c-grade rejects from the extras list in the actual movie, who have collectively convinced themselves that they're actually the talent. Fuck your ostracization. I didn't fly Foxy to Houston because she's my dream woman, I did it because she met some minimal combination of friendliness, attractiveness, intelligence, and communicative capability that together elevated her above what I had thus far been exposed to in Houston?

Ostracize me? Hardly. In Soviet Russia, TG ostracize YOU - AND all the fucktards who want to tell me I'm spending my money wrong, or seeing the wrong girls, or doing the wrong activities, or posting wrong. The septic tank gurgles up a trapped air bubble that explodes into a foul airburst of gaseous vitriol, and demands that I respect the flatulence. Unless you're gurgling up a gem for me, simmer down.

Speaking of gems, I abandon my sewer fishing for now, because I may have caught the prize, and must now go prepare to meet her.

Man makes a good point.

Who cares what others think. Who cares if TG thinks I'm a sewer rat....I sure as fuck do not. He does not care what I think ...and I do not blame him.

We are here to get laid and the ladies are here to get paid. All this other shit is just preference. " I prefer spinners" "I prefer gossip girls" "I prefer the in crowd" .

Safe, paid and laid should be our motto.