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Old 11-21-2015, 10:51 PM   #1
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Judge to the escort: "So when did you realize you were raped?"

Escort, wiping away tears: "When the check bounced."
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Old 11-22-2015, 01:52 AM   #2
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did anyone other than me think of "Deerwhisperer " when they saw this? I was ... well a soft moist towel for the laptop screen...


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Judge to the escort: "So when did you realize you were raped?"

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Old 11-22-2015, 08:49 PM   #3
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Because rape jokes are hilarious.
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Woman yelling : " Grape Grape ! "
Police officer :" Don't you mean rape ? "
Woman : " No. There was a bunch of them ".

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Old 11-23-2015, 10:20 AM   #5
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Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.

- Blazing Saddles.
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Judge to the escort: "So when did you realize you were raped?"

Escort, wiping away tears: "When the check bounced."
Just goes to show ya. Hookers have no sense of humor, lol.


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Just goes to show ya. Hookers have no sense of humor, lol.
Of course, a lot of these girls probably have been raped at one time or another. Hazards of the job and such. I'm guessing that's why they are sensitive about "rape humor".
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Its really so funny as well as true.
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How is it going for you setting up shop on Cornhusker Highway? retiring already? I can see why



at least your retired, too bad you have to come on here and complain about a joke. Did you ask Santa for a life for Christmas?


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Wow. Thanks for posting the pic. Love those midwest corn bread fed curves :-)
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