~Christmas Songs for Austin Eccie!

[Toyz]

Since this is the season of giving & caring (as demonstrated daily in this shit hole) I thought we could have some fun with Christmas Songs modified for the hobby!

Heres a couple I made up to get you going for this most wondrous season. And remember to support your local HAK! (Hoogar w/Attached Kids)....

Sung to the tune of "let it snow"

Oh the weather outside is frightful,
But inside its so delightful,
Since your my favorite Ho,
Suck it slow...suck it slow...suck it slow...

Its too cold to go out truckin',
So lets start with holiday fuckin',
Since your my favorite Ho,
Suck it slow...suck it slow...suck it slow...

"Sung to the tune of Santa Claus is coming to town"

Have your cock out,
Have your balls washed,
Have your bush trim or you wont get in...
Santas Ho's are cumming to town

They're makin a list, its pimp approved,
spread your cheeks 'cause you're gonna get grooved,
Santas Hos are cumming to town

They know if you've been scamming,
They know if you're a creep,
They know if you are broke or poor,
So be saving or you'll weep.

They're makin a list, its pimp approved
Spread your cheeks, 'cause you're gonna get grooved,
Santas Hos are cumming to town.

Merry Christmas Mother Fuckers!

[Little Monster]

Originally Posted by Toyz

[David.Douchehurst]

[Mike Vronsky]

That is funny

[RandB fan]

What I wanted to play would be inappropriate so take this..




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and a card for all the great Eccie ladies and our mods!!!