What did I miss?

[KCQuestor]

Hey all. I've been gone for a while. Did I miss anything?

I spent the last couple of months traveling. I finally managed to make it to Brazil, and I have to admit that it was everything I'd heard about. The value of the dollar makes it REALLY affordable now. I was having sex with supermodel-level talent for around $50 (not to mention all other prices like hotels and restaurants being quite the bargain).

The women are AMAZING, and most of them considered anal to be just a regular part of sex.

The "termas" are these nightclub/spas where all of the ladies there are available for fun times upstairs. You put on a robe and hang out in the lounge, drink and chat, and pick out your companions. You could stay there for hours and then you just pay at the end. I spent five hours one night, had sex with three gorgeous women, spent a bunch on drinks and snacks, and left with a bill of about $320.

There are massage places everywhere and the women are all gorgeous. Check out http://www.edenspa.com.br/ and http://deliriooriental.com.br/ Those pictures are accurate. I met up with one of the ladies here who looked JUST like Mila Kunis (her picture is gone now, so I assume she left). She had no problem giving me her number, and we hooked up a few times outside of the spa. She loved it up the ass, and wasn't happy until I pounded her there for a while, even if I finished somewhere else.

And then you can just meet up with independent women on social media. Using WhatsApp, you can just connect with women anywhere and hook up anytime you are horny. Most of these ladies are super happy with about $40-50 for a couple of hours of fun.

I've been to a bunch of other places over the past two months, but I've been to all of them before so I won't bother reporting. I'm hoping to get back into the KC scene. So, what did I miss?

[undrtkr]

Christ on a cracker! Rafaela looks a little like Courtney Cox. Only better looking.

[undrtkr]

Oh yeah. And welcome back!

[royamcr]

You only missed rates going up here...

[FrankieP]

Sounds like we are the ones that missed out! Around here it's been all cat fights, insults, name calling and hysteria. You know, the usual.

[RandB fan]

at $50 more

[BigMikeinKC]

Hows the language barrier in Brazil. I speak no Portuguese.

[DallasRain]

Originally Posted by royamcr

You only missed rates going up here...

NOT MINE...LOL!!

welcome back babe!!

[i'va biggen]

The Royals won the world series.

[RandB fan]

Yeah The royals did it, you should see the pictures of the parade, gatherings. and of course the players on late night TV. The Chiefs are at .500 with the easiest games (matchups) in the NFL to come.. So they may make the playoffs just to lose the first game like always...

[Zippo65]

Originally Posted by FrankieP

Sounds like we are the ones that missed out! Around here it's been all cat fights, insults, name calling and hysteria. You know, the usual.

This pretty much sums it up..........!!!!!!!

In other words, you missed NOTHING!!!!!!!

[KCQuestor]

Originally Posted by BigMikeinKC

Hows the language barrier in Brazil. I speak no Portuguese.

That was my biggest concern. I speak passable Spanish and I'd heard that the Brazilians can understand some espanol, but that wasn't true. If they studied Spanish, yes, but not just because it is like Portuguese. Very few of the people there spoke any other languages, and the girls who spoke English always commanded the highest prices (from the gringos).

I spent a few weeks practicing Portuguese on my cell phone using Duolingo, which is a free app that really gives you a good introduction to the language. However, it is totally NOT conversational ("The lion eats the pineapple"?). The language itself isn't too hard coming from Spanish, but the pronunciation is tough. Nothing is pronounced like you would expect. The money is called "reales" which in Spanish would be "ray-al-ace" but in Rio they pronounce it "hay-aysh". And EVERY word is like that.

But at the spas they will have an attendant who speaks passable English, and once in the room with the girls you can make do with basic phrases and hand signals. And in the termas you can find a few girls with basic english -- more at the upscale places that cater to foreigners, and fewer at the cheap local places.

I wouldn't worry about not speaking Portuguese, but I'll certainly practice more before I go back.

Originally Posted by DallasRain

welcome back babe!!

Thanks!

[SexyKaylen]

Welcome back hun

[hunter2121]

That is quite a trip!