Married or engaged providers ruin my fantasy(so do one's with boyfriends)

[Danielle Reid]

Unless the provider is parading her SO out in the open to her clients, none of you would ever know if she was in a relationship or not

[kusmaldo]

@Danielle I have a sixth sense for that actually

[Danielle Reid]

Let's put it to the test.

I know a few providers and their situations.

Am I married?

[kusmaldo]

@Danielle no your not married.........only way to be sure is going balls deep in you.......but thats the old me.

[Danielle Reid]

Sorry, I don't open my legs to black guys with spelling and simple grammar problems. Your money is no good to me

[rrabbit6926]

Providers have real lives beyond the hobby. Just remember this is a business unless your getting serious with a provider (another thread all together) why not just enjoy your time.

[Seductiveaddiction]

Lol i was just thinking that people shouldn't take this nonsense seriously, and i can bet that he will have some smart ass/rhetoric comment to say after i post this or after anyone's two cents. We should all get a dollar for every smart ass, rhetoric,irrelevant comment he responds with.

Originally Posted by Old-T

To those who did not believe my previous post: do you really need more evidence than these? Every Portuguese is an expert on the play calling strategies of the NFL. Of course. No, had you gone into a reference about Eusebio being a better soccer player than Pele, well that might have fit your Portuguese alter ego a bit better. And what happened to your bad English? You sure improved your colloquialisms in just a few minutes.

Well done, chameleon. Bravo.

[samantha thom]

Shoot…I would wear a ring from now on to avoid this riff raff! Seriously!!

[kusmaldo]

@Danielle hmmm no AA.Idk you proboly would have ended up like my Amber review.

[kusmaldo]

@rabbit why not try at least.i promise in three years we'll be a power couple

[kusmaldo]

@Samantha looking at your showcase that's your best bet.woof woof woof

[JohnnyYanks]

Originally Posted by kusmaldo

... i still have my morals

Indeed. I have little doubt that your most recent quixotic tilting is borne from noble intention. You are defenseless to your higher impulses — it flows from your very blood.

Maybe you would sway the sentiments of this thread audience if you shared a story or two of your jet-setting ways, or even a single simple tale of your soccer prowess. Plus, Max will be along soon and she'll surely have many questions about what you've been up to.

[JohnnyYanks]

Originally Posted by kusmaldo

@Samantha looking at your showcase that's your best bet.woof woof woof

I wish I had read this post before praising your character. This is just a shameful comment for a gentleman to make.

Kus, apologize to the lady, and make it heart-felt.

[kusmaldo]

@Johnny yes another outing by yours truly.I missed you man,how you been? I got a good shot with this provider.Ill let you know Saturday how our date goes.

[kusmaldo]

@Johnny why she started it?