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Originally Posted by Reese Foster
I just saw this and got a giggle out of it... I am going to let you carry the fault on this one. Years ago, I openly (on the board) offered you a free session...and then that good old Black History Month Special... three years in a row. My hands are tied.. and not literally.  It's all good though. 
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What?!?
Whatever. These offers must've come when I was like, 10 states away from Texas. I gotta be honest, I don't remember these. MAYBE you did, I don't want to say you didn't, but maybe they were too subtle.

I'll openly admit that I'm terrible with 'hints' and woman signals'. I've probably missed out on a lot of pussy because of this. It's almost to the point where a woman would have to pull my dick out and start sucking it for me to get the hint.
[After several subtle attempts to get my attention, a hot woman just walks over, pulls my pants down and starts blowing me]
Me: Oh, so you wanna mess around!! Oh, OK. I see where you're going with this.
OK, maybe not THAT bad, but close to it.
Offer it again and see what happens.