A Newbies guide to Labor Relations
New to the hobby in September 2015 I thought I'd share my first experiences to help other new blood find their way.
I'm lucky my first provider was Adriana. Hot and easy going with no issues. Had my first been my third provider I would have gone running. To this day I won't do a review for Adriana because I'm a selfish heartless kind of guy who doesn't like sharing. My second provider, who loves the word prostitute but I'm still not sure if I'm allowed to use it, KourtneyK, was also easy on the eyes and had her own charms unique to her. I also wouldn't want to share her, but I feel that the more social interaction she gets, the less she'd want me to bring.
One of the things I love about the hobby is meeting new people in intimate settings and hopefully you both have fun. My first two ladies did all of these things, and made me bold enough to go into the deep end.
The Deep End
I arrived some place nice for my third provider, feeling a bit saucy. I open the door and name withheld answered. She didn't exactly match her pictures, maybe if wearing makeup. Still she had a nice personality, and I thought she would be fun so stuck around. Which turned out she was, and she was upfront about coming off her time of the month so no DATY (although afterwards I wished it was a red hat) but it went downhill when a dog walked in, licked my butt while in mish, and then tried to mount me.
I told her that I wasn't going to pay extra for the rim job or the threesome as I didn't agree to it up front, gave her some hugs and tip and went my merry laughing way. I did suggest she purchase a crate, and thanked her again and again that at least it was a female dog.
Fourth provider was at a common hotel and matched the pictures fair enough. She was the most interested in not talking my ear off but using every other piece of my body, and hers, to full extent. However, during K9 I thought I heard her softly sob and I asked if everything was wrong? She said I was the first normal guy she'd been with since visiting Little Rock and doubted she'd return. She either was a fair better actress then any other, but her muscles were very good at imitating a hard O so the first I think enjoyed my company (I'm tall like thor, but don't have his abs). She wasn't into the GFE but I don't care about making something real into something fake, so didn't dock her any points.
So my advise to any one new to the hobby. Stick with well known providers, don't think you found a heck of a deal on BP, i promise a dog might show up or you have a higher chance of something going south. Treat everyone with respect, try to be normal, and understand that most of these ladies aren't here for the same reason you are. Tips should be double the first digit (I use that for food tips as well so a $50 steak dinner is $10 tip if my glass never went empty).
Other Weirdness:
One provider stopped talking to me when she asked my race/age and I told her Caucasian 37yo, so there are some that don't like almost middle age white guys.
YMMV play safe.
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