What is a dilemma? :-)

[MajTom]

What is a dilemma?

Two men are having a drink in a bar. One says, “You know, I’ve never really understood what a dilemma is…”

“Let me tell you a story,” says the other man, “Imagine you wake up in a bed with two people next to you.

To your left is an incredibly beautiful woman willing to have sex with you, and to your right is a very horny gay man.”

“So where’s the dilemma?” replies the first man.

“To whom do you turn your back.”

[notanewbie]

I hate it when that happens

[cr76]

lol

[themignonneb]

Lmao that's most certainly a dilemma if ever I've heard one

[Guest021817-2]

Dragging the fat chick home.... That's the delmina ..... Then chew your arm off, or call 911

[Oralist]

Tonight's delimma. Astros or Texans game. I'll be doing a lot of channel switching.

[Guest050619-1]

Originally Posted by Oralist

Tonight's delimma. Astros or Texans game. I'll be doing a lot of channel switching.

Easy decision.

Pull a back up TV into the living room (most everyone has one, two, three additional sets in other rooms throughout the house, right?).........anyway, set 'em up side-by-side, order your fave delivery pizza, ice down a few coldies.....then kick it back and enjoy both games.

And if you're so inclined.....maybe set up an out-call with your ATF and have a little fun before, during or after the games


GO RANGERS!!!!

[Slitlikr]

^^^Get a TV with split screen^^^