Tweets from "Donald J. Drumpf" (parody site)

[Texas Contrarian]

https://twitter.com/RealDonalDrumpf

(Drumpf was The Donald's paternal grandfather's name, which was Anglicized more than a century ago after he emigrated from Germany.)

Some of those are pretty funny.

How about that orange handlebar mustache?

Goes well with that hairstyle, doesn't it?

[Yssup Rider]

LMAO!

Twitter troll for President!

[gnadfly]

heh

[Texas Contrarian]

Here's a little riddle you can try on your friends and family just for fun:

"Who is the wealthiest U.S. real estate developer/investor with the first name Donald?"

(Hint: It most assuredly is not a certain self-aggrandizing narcissist seeking the Republican Party's presidential nomination. And that's not even a remotely close call.)

[The_Waco_Kid]

Originally Posted by CaptainMidnight

Here's a little riddle you can try on your friends and family just for fun:

"Who is the wealthiest U.S. real estate developer/investor with the first name Donald?"

(Hint: It most assuredly is not a certain self-aggrandizing narcissist seeking the Republican Party's presidential nomination. And that's not even a remotely close call.)

Donald Bren.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Bren

US$15.2 billion (June 2015)

and Bren is completely self-made, his father was a Navy officer. Bren was an officer in the Marines for a time.

[IIFFOFRDB]

[Rey Lengua]

Originally Posted by IIFFOFRDB

" And "revise" our past years taxes once a light gets shown on our money laundering scheme. We " forgot " to include Slick Willy's 'slightly used skid-marked underwear ' donations to the poor in our tax returns. Nothing major here folks, move along ! "

[WombRaider]

Originally Posted by Rey Lengua

" And "revise" our past years taxes once a light gets shown on our money laundering scheme. We " forgot " to include Slick Willy's 'slightly used skid-marked underwear ' donations to the poor in our tax returns. Nothing major here folks, move along ! "

If you put as much effort into finding a job, maybe you wouldn't be so poor and have to bang

[The_Waco_Kid]

Originally Posted by WombRaider

If you put as much effort into finding a job, maybe you wouldn't be so poor and have to bang

sit down puss in boots. no one asked you.