Agency Girl Reviews are all misleading

[junglemonkey]

There was a while there where this reviewer took pic of his sessions with Agency whores. Some of these whores had hairy ass backs, ugly ass spots, and moon cheese craters. When me and another person addressed this shit, he blamed it on Lighting. Lighting.

[cr76]

I've always had good agency exp. and good bang for your buck. While I live my Latinas - I wish there was a white girl agency.

[SamHouston]

Originally Posted by patronshot1

I've noticed for a while that nearly all the reviews are just shameless promotions for the agencies. Almost like they are afraid to say anything bad because they might get blacklisted. I have been fooled by the last 3 girls I've seen because the misleading reviews. I mean it's bullshit when someone writes "beautiful eyes" or "great smile", just write fucking ugly. Don't write shit that will get someone in there and then the hobbies the and the provider have a bad experience.

These girls at the agencies are so ugly that I wouldn't even look at them twice. I mean the only one that has a pretty face but is a little thick is Sophie. I think after 4 years it's time to retire from agencies. I've had more luck with spa, it's hit and miss.

Lol you might be right to some extent but pls see my review about AH some time back... That was my first with an agency and felt that privacy at risk with them and these girls are so artificial most of the time due to their over booking

[38super]

I've never been to an agency but I dont think the reviews are misleading...i've never seen one that says that the girl is an absolute 10/10 knockout...most of them say that the girl will fuck your brains out and i believe it because thats just how latinas are. I think the OP needs to take the reviews for what they're worth instead of going to an agency wanting to slide into a prime time latina for the low. Gotta take the good with the bad, and at the end of the day an ok face and a good fuck beats the shit out of a beautiful face and a sub-par experience

[Kylie Nicole]

Originally Posted by citizen44

This isn't directed at you as I've never met you, but that statement is BS. Considering all of the blurred face shots and strategically angled old photos, 99% of indys are just more expensive.

I've now seen something like 140 different providers, of which around 60 were indys. I've never had an indy experience that beat a good agency experience. That's because some of the agency ladies are straight up great times.

Whether indy or agency, most providers have 5/10-7/10 faces and 7/10-9/10 bodies. Even accounting for just the ads I've looked at, there are probably only 20 8/10's and maybe 5 9/10 faces.

Whether indy or agency, regardless of the review, when you open the door count on a 5/10 face 7/10 body, and hope the gods are good to you and you get a 7/10 face 8/10 body.

But but but I'm a 10/10 :P

I see no point in photoshopping my photos other than to make you angry when you meet me in person and since I take them myself there aren't too many angles I can get other than straight on. My face is blurred for privacy and not bc I'm hiding anything. Everyone has their preferences I suppose.

[bbkid]

Knowing whose reviews really "count" makes a huge difference.

[Ur_1_only]

I try to share the honest experience I have with any provider. It's not necessary for me to do reviews for ROS exposure. When a fine lady does her job and pleases me. I do not think it's an improper review to share what took place.

Personally, I enjoy seeing agency girls from all different agencies. The price is right and I'm usually able to select an attractive one. Have never been with one I would consider ugly. We all have our faults and they sure are a lot more attractive than me. LOL

[citizen44]

Well said

[Seedy]

Originally Posted by junglemonkey

There was a while there where this reviewer took pic of his sessions with Agency whores. Some of these whores had hairy ass backs, ugly ass spots, and moon cheese craters. When me and another person addressed this shit, he blamed it on Lighting. Lighting.

LMFAO.

[WolfWhistle]

I would venture out to the agencies specifically for a Latin girl that has a real foreign accent and doesn't speak the English language that well. What other reason to use an agency based in Houston? Sure it can be cheaper than independents but it doesn't mean it's going to be better in performance. Agency girls in Houston have a tough time doing PSE and many are required to do CBJ.

[cr76]

I've only ever had one agency girls do cbj on me . All others have been bbbj

[WolfWhistle]

Originally Posted by cr76

I've only ever had one agency girls do cbj on me . All others have been bbbj

Depends on the agency and the girl you are with. Colombians and Brazilians are notoriously condom friendly. Besides, who else but a Caucasian could suck the chrome off of a pipe?

[citizen44]

Are you really this butt hurt over one bad agency visit where you couldn't follow simple directions and where you could have prevented yourself from picking a brand new and inexperienced provider? That's one of the awesome qualities of agencies, when you have a subpar experience, like you can with any provider, it only cost you 160.

[WolfWhistle]

Originally Posted by citizen44

Are you really this butt hurt over one bad agency visit where you couldn't follow simple directions and where you could have prevented yourself from picking a brand new and inexperienced provider? That's one of the awesome qualities of agencies, when you have a subpar experience, like you can with any provider, it only cost you 160.

Absolutely not. I did follow the directions and did find my way, but it could have been better. Like you say, sometimes inexperienced is good but in this case this girl truly did not like her work because she was clearly being trafficked. LOL, you get what you pay for in this world and you think spending 160 is going to secure you a great time? I would have had a better time if I have stuck with an independent that cost you a penny or two extra. These agencies are for those who want to experience the Latin experience but at a cheap price.

[cr76]

Oh some of the best times I have had have been with agency girls . Talking being the male actor in my own porno film. Now occasionally you will get a girl were something is off or there is new iop, but more often then hit you usually hit gold at agencies - at least in my exp.