So these two bitches REALLY wanted to work. But the Sex God's said nah. Nah Dix fo you two tonight. We wuz all cleaned up. We wuz ready to suck yo dick. We had some callz earlier, but now these new dudes are saying, "nah we gotz schoo fo da cherdrins tomorrow. Sooooo. We decided fuck it aye.
Let's go the greyhound. We asked Pedro if he wanted sum pinocha, but he said he was running for office.VOTE FOR PEDRO. He told us he was coming for the choncha later.
Le Sigh. Time to step our game. So Lavern & Shirly two wayward hoogers, down to fuck, traveled to the vagina triangle. There's gotta be some action here we say. We notice some amps, and say why not!! We decide to proposition some clients outside of the amps, hoping for some beeg cawk. But mamasan came running out..... no beeg cawks fo you. Both of you devil whores! Shoo.
Down the hooger highway we go. Frolicking, hand in hand. We decide to take a stroll down to Burton. Bravely, Lavern challenges one- eyed Ashley's bus stop corner. Her partner, Tranny Travontey had her head covered up with a blanket and she was spread wide open. Travontey had for the taking tattooed on her ass Ashley yelled. "You bitches get off my corner. We were no match these two.
Finally we ended up at some twcao place...the fuzzy pink taco. Shirley ' s in the bathroom writing her and Lavern ' s number on the bathroom stahl. 8675309 call for a good time, it read. Lavern has had one too many floaters and now eating pink twaco's. My pink twaco. I'm thinking wait till I get this bitch back to the flower shop, so I can fuck her with my glow in the dark teal and marroon striped strap on. Ooohhh yeah. Then I'm a take my girl to the drive thru for a $2.00 double baconator. Cuz that's the kinda hoe I am.
Night night.
Bedtime storiez. Twats The Night Befo Schoo. Fuzzy Pink Twaco's
