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Blue Moon Man · 08-14-2015, 08:37 AM

Wallance was just stating the "minimum" GFE requirements, and I agreed. Complete GFE would include car wash and a snack.

CryptKicker · 08-14-2015, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Blue Moon Man

Wallance was just stating the "minimum" GFE requirements, and I agreed. Complete GFE would include car wash and a snack.

And feeding your dog and/or horse.

john_deere · 08-14-2015, 08:47 AM

all my girlfrans have let me fuck their ass. so i demand a revision of the standard to include that.

oh...and i always had to promise not to wipe my dick on the sheets afterwards, so there's that, too...

quick draw mc graw · 08-14-2015, 10:09 AM

Don't forget about when it's cold outside and you have a runny nose, when your on top and your nose drips on her, that's a girlfriend experience....

Guest020617-1 · 08-14-2015, 10:41 AM

I saw something somewhere about snot being used as an effective lubricant.

I had a hard time imaging a situation where I would need it that badly.

john_deere · 08-14-2015, 11:23 AM

a hooker's nose dripped on me once. i didn't say anything....

robinhood12 · 08-14-2015, 12:03 PM

I too agree with Wallance

john_deere · 08-14-2015, 02:23 PM

hey, even i think it would be great if everyone agreed with woody, but there's the world as we wish it was, and then there's the world as it actually is.

brielovesyou · 08-14-2015, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Wallance

Brie: I must have missed it where anyone said anything about a provider not lasting long who does not provide BBBJ. It was a GIRLFRIEND who does not do these three things.

Sometimes GFE-Lite is A-okay. Better than okay, even. But it is what it is:GFE-Lite.

And CBJ is GFE-lite. I know some ladies have their reasons, and that too, is A-okay. You don't owe ANYONE any explanations. You KNOW I love you, and this thread was not directed at any one person.

Well, that's not entirely true. But it wasn't directed at you.

I know it wasnt directed to me just wanted to weigh in. I love u too

. My statement n really the way i am in life is to put it out there. It could be said i cant hold water when it comes to my feelings or opinions

Chief62 · 08-14-2015, 04:01 PM

I have been with providers that were not GFE but their attitude was definitely GFE. I find that the attitude can still make it a very enjoyable time even with the limited menu.

john_deere · 08-14-2015, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief62

I have been with providers that were not GFE but their attitude was definitely GFE. I find that the attitude can still make it a very enjoyable time even with the limited menu.

Simply Spice · 08-14-2015, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief62

I have been with providers that were not GFE but their attitude was definitely GFE. I find that the attitude can still make it a very enjoyable time even with the limited menu.

I think you can still have a lot of fun with a covered blow job. I myself couldn't gag on latex. The thought makes me.... Well.... Gag

quick draw mc graw · 08-14-2015, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by SpiceInTucson

I think you can still have a lot of fun with a covered blow job. I myself couldn't gag on latex. The thought makes me.... Well.... Gag

Spice,
I like the way you think,
That's what I'm talking about!!

BellaBrielle · 08-14-2015, 11:50 PM

If I wanted to gag on latex, I'd eat a glove. Thanks but no thanks!

sailorman1980 · 08-15-2015, 03:54 PM

I'm with Wallance. If the provider advertises GFE it means DFK, BBBJ, and DATY. I've been with providers who don't do the first two and yet were quite fun (and some of my favorite experiences). But they aren't GFE. They might make you feel great, and almost forget that they aren't GFE. However, that's the important thing. They are not GFE. Period.