Stupid Jokes Thread

[Guest062716]

Q: Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?

A: Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards

[Guest062716]

Q: What is the difference between your new bride and your job?

A: Your job will still suck after 6 months.......

[Guest092616]

I love these jokes. I swear I do . They made me laugh !!!

[Guest062716]

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: You can only fit two men in a broom closet!

[Guest092616]

What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other Lesbian Frog ....? " Hey!!! We do taste like chicken!!! "

[Guest092616]

I love these. I swear . And Riverman6969. . . Yours made me laugh out loud . Hard. !!! The joke you told about the 2 hookers- on the street corner . . . Omgosh. thank you .

[Guest062716]

Q: What is the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan?
A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!

Q: What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini?
A: "Olive or twist?"

Q. Why did God invent Jameson whiskey?
A. So the Irish would never rule the world!

Q: Why did Mexicans create tequila?
A: So even ugly people would have a chance of getting laid!

Q: How many men does it take to open a Budweiser bottle?
A: None, the woman should already have opened it before she sets it down for you!

Q: You know what's fun about being sober?
A: Nothing.

And one I heard over 40 years ago and it took me a while to get it....

Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles?

A: Because his wife died........

(you may have to say that one aloud in order to get it.....)

[Guest092616]

Those are good . I love them . I guess I should leave the comedy to the professionals. I better stick to what I'm good at . (DSL) . HA

[Buckskin]

What's the difference between a gay and a microwave?

A microwave won't brown your sausage

[knotty man]

whats the difference between a gay and a refridgerator ?
a refridgerator wont fart when you take your meat out

[HBG Platinum]

Originally Posted by cowboyfan2745

4 types of SEX

House Sex. When you're newly married and have sex in every room in the house.


Bedroom Sex. After you've been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.


Hall Sex. After you've been married for many years, you pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU".


Courtroom Sex. When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in divorce court in front of everyone for every penny that you've got.

That made me laugh!

[Guest062716]

Q: What is the difference between a diabetic man and a chronic masturbator?

A: One pricks his finger several times each day..........