ISO First Mate

[Buckskin]

On a boat in the middle of a lake?
Sunbathing and fishing included....hmmm

[Guest120719]

Sounds fun

[lindsaypage]

I would love to join ya 😉

[SaytownFinest]

Buck on a boat with the ineffable Lindsay Page? Sounds like all the makings of a great sea novel...

[Guest062716]

Originally Posted by SaytownFinest

Buck on a boat with the ineffable Lindsay Page? Sounds like all the makings of a great sea novel...

Now wait a minute, don't all of you jump to conclusions..... Buckskin never once said he was looking for a FEMALE first mate.

Everyone knows Gilligan was a boy!

LOL!

JK JK JK Buck.

[Buckskin]

Sit right back and you'll hear a tale......

[SaytownFinest]

Originally Posted by OldSarge

Now wait a minute, don't all of you jump to conclusions..... Buckskin never once said he was looking for a FEMALE first mate.

Everyone knows Gilligan was a boy!

LOL!

JK JK JK Buck.

...in that case, something like this is bound to happen:
[last lines]
Sarge: Oh no you don't! Buck, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.
Buck: Why not?
Sarge: Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
Buck: Doesn't matter.
Sarge: I smoke! I smoke all the time!
Buck: I don't care.
Sarge: Well, I have a terrible past. For a while now, I've been hosting monthly poke-her parties!
Buck: I forgive you.
Sarge: [tragically] I can never have children!
Buck: We can adopt some.
Sarge: But you don't understand, Buck! Ohh...
[Sarge finally gives up and pulls off his wig]
Sarge: [normal voice] I'm a man!
Buck: [shrugs] Well, nobody's perfect!
[Sarge looks on with disbelief as Buckskin continues smiling with indifference. Fade out]

[TemptationTammie]

Y'all are hilarious.
Too bad I'm not up there. I actually taught a couple of my kids how to fish, and my dad was known for it too. Unless you are wanting to catch another type of fish....

[Guest062716]

Now that is some funny stuff, right there! LMAO!

[Belle Starr]

Y'all are funny!