I've HAD IT with this Escort!

[Loxly]

Yup…after 11 years I’ve had it with this escort.

Like many LTRs you ignore the signs until things get so bad you have to do something.

Sure there have been instances in the past that you were able to fix-up with some “temporary” special attention. You can’t go that long without hitting a few bumps in the road, but eventually you have to face the facts. You have to start looking for that next great one! One that might even last longer than the last one.

It’s been an agonizing 6 months. Reading reviews. Looking at so many pics that you lose track of which one goes with what and what site you found the reviews on. “…looks much better than the pics! Reliable. Comfortable.”

But today I finally did it. Today was the day I had enough money and guts to cut the ties.

So long my escort babe…..








Hello....




I wish!

[Precious_b]

You bought the wrong one.

[Loxly]

Hope Y'all realize this was an effort to inject some levity into a board healing from some bad burns.

[junkweed]

made me laugh! But seriously....if you want to ride in style might I suggest this:

[PlainVanillaATX]

Loxly,

Outstanding! I laughed my ass off!

[Mr Peabody]

OK, What do you call a Norwegian Hooker?

[Loxly]

Overpaid?

[onei]

I had one (the BMW that is) until some broad farding (look it up) in her car decided to take me out.

[Mr Peabody]

A fjord escort.

Sorry, but someone had to say it.

[BigDirkThrusting]

Originally Posted by Precious_b

You bought the wrong one.

I drove one of those once; it was... fun.

OK, you got me.

It was just in Grand Turismo.. lol.

[BiancaBonVivant]

Originally Posted by Mr Peabody

A fjord escort.

Sorry, but someone had to say it.

As a Ford-owning sex worker of Scandinavian descent, L O Fucking L, I'm stealing this joke for later.

[Alexxxiana Azul]

got me laughing too...

[fun2come]

That's why, when I started looking into this, I got a
Escort RedLine Radar Detector

[Caramel Kisses]

This elicited a good laugh for the day .!