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Claire She Blows · 04-22-2015, 09:55 AM

Received this anonymous gift yesterday, and almost died laughing when I opened it. Tied for second place are the one pound Sugar Daddy (it rests in my china cabinet) and the two bottles of Salmon Run wine (apparently you can only get it in the northeast part of the country).

Anyone else have a funny gift story?

Kitty Bunny Fuck · 04-22-2015, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

Received this anonymous gift yesterday, and almost died laughing when I opened it. Tied for second place are the one pound Sugar Daddy (it rests in my china cabinet) and the two bottles of Salmon Run wine (apparently you can only get it in the northeast part of the country).

Anyone else have a funny gift story?

That's freaking hilarious!

Windinhishair · 04-22-2015, 11:03 AM

Anonymous? I would want full credit for that

redbeard42 · 04-22-2015, 12:56 PM

Same. Hell, I've considered sending those to someone, just never got around to it.

FBSMLUVR · 04-22-2015, 01:02 PM

A provider has never brought me any gifts, so I have nothing to laugh about

Claire She Blows · 04-22-2015, 03:06 PM

Oh, I knew who did it. Just had to send an email to him to confirm.

DallasRain · 04-22-2015, 05:48 PM

lol funny!!!!!

Once I had a client bring me a Wall Street Journal...he actually picked it up free in the hotel lobby on the way up to my room!

Guest010218 · 04-24-2015, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

Received this anonymous gift yesterday, and almost died laughing when I opened it. Tied for second place are the one pound Sugar Daddy (it rests in my china cabinet) and the two bottles of Salmon Run wine (apparently you can only get it in the northeast part of the country).

Anyone else have a funny gift story?

Claire, that looks like something that a "Nutty Bavarian" character might bring to a session as he always brags about eccie being a "Candy Shop."

Once has a provider serve a bowl of fruit with lots of plump grapes at the start of a session. She had some very interesting ideas on how to consume various items and the grapes were the best. BB

Zhivago52 · 04-24-2015, 11:05 AM

Ball stretcher

http://www.lovehoney.com/product.cfm?p=14069

Claire She Blows · 04-24-2015, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Zhivago52

Ball stretcher

http://www.lovehoney.com/product.cfm?p=14069

Because she felt that your balls needed to be stretched...?

Zhivago52 · 04-24-2015, 01:12 PM

Ha!

Perhaps....but I think she got her jollies hanging some weight on that chain...... a lesson in physics.... I assure you natural pendulum motion was not my friend.