What the fuck?

[shanm]

Originally Posted by lustylad

Why do these two flaming faggots have to spam the board and ruin a perfectly good thread about timmy's new avatar? I can't even keep track of all their queer talk anymore.

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Ooooo seems like we hit a soft spot there, eh lustyidiot? what are you trying to hide?

I think the better question is, why are you pissing your pants over something this small? Does it remind you of your wee-wee? get it? Small....your wee wee?.....im saying that you have a tiny penis

[UnderConstruction]

Originally Posted by shanm

Ooooo seems like we hit a soft spot there, eh lustyidiot? what are you trying to hide?

I think the better question is, why are you pissing your pants over something this small? Does it remind you of your wee-wee? get it? Small....your wee wee?.....im saying that you have a tiny penis

He WAS the first one to go there and you know what they say? Dirty dog barks first. Oh LL, I've decided to use Wakko's avatar as inspiration. Why? Why not? The fact that you are keeping a scrapbook of all my gay trolling of you is touching. You still can't touch my ding dong though.

[lustylad]

How old are you shammytard? Your humor is so limp and sophomoric it wouldn't even get a snicker in a middle-school locker room. This is a hooker board for straight guys. The reason I catalogue all of your gay outbursts, along with those of your poofter pal (or alter ego) undercunt, is to throw them back at you until you figure out you're on the wrong website.


By the way, tell your poofter pal only an emotionally-stunted, pathologically insecure and pathetically whiny limp-wristed fag puts someone on ignore and then keeps posting tit-for-tat because he is too weak-willed and infantile to ignore the person.

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by lustylad

How old are you shammytard? Your humor is so limp and sophomoric it wouldn't even get a snicker in a middle-school locker room. This is a hooker board for straight guys. The reason I catalogue all of your gay outbursts, along with those of your poofter pal (or alter ego) undercunt, is to throw them back at you until you figure out you're on the wrong website.

+1

[shanm]

Originally Posted by lustylad

I am just not funny. Therefore I have to shit my pants when someone else makes fun of me. The only thing I know to do is to quote other people and twist their words to make myself seem funny. I know I am not but I have to at least try. However, when the same happens to me I piss myself like a kiddy in a swimming pool.
Also, I love cock. Especially the big ones. Hmmmmm, they really turn me on!

Whoa! what are you saying Lusty?!

[cowboy8055]

Originally Posted by timpage

Is nobody going to comment on my new avatar?

Consistently the best avatar tits on Eccie. Give me my do motherfuckers.

I don't agree with much of what you post but apparently we have the same taste in boobs.

[CuteOldGuy]

Timmy, pay attention. I complimented your avatar a couple days ago. It's very nice!

[UnderConstruction]

Originally Posted by lustylad

How old am I? My humor is so limp and sophomoric it wouldn't even get a snicker in a middle-school locker room. This is a hooker board for straight gays. The reason I jack off to all of your gay outbursts, along with those of your poofter pal (or alter ego) undercunt, is to throw my jizz on a cardboard cutout I made of you until you give me the real thing.


After all, I'm only an emotionally-stunted, pathologically insecure and pathetically whiny limp-wristed fag but everyone ignores me and then keeps posting about dongs because they know I'm too weak-willed and infantile to resist.

What's limp is your dick. C'mon, you set that shit up like t-ball. Poofter? Middle-school locker room? What the fuck are you even talking about? Get help. Quick. You have some of THE worse comebacks on this board. Humor is so limp it won't get a snicker? In a middle-school locker room? How the fuck do you know what gets a laugh in a middle-school locker room? Give it up. You're a frittata, disguised as a cocktard wrapped in a piece of paper I just wiped with and flushed.

P.S. you got got

[shanm]

Originally Posted by UnderConstruction

What's limp is your dick. C'mon, you set that shit up like t-ball. Poofter? Middle-school locker room? What the fuck are you even talking about? Get help. Quick. You have some of THE worse comebacks on this board. Humor is so limp it won't get a snicker? In a middle-school locker room? How the fuck do you know what gets a laugh in middle-school locker room? Give it up. You're a frittata, disguised as a cocktard wrapped in a piece of paper I just wiped with and flushed.

Poor old lustyidiot. Can't even tell when someone is fucking with him. Funny how he called it childish when I was doing EXACTLY the shit he's been doing the past few weeks.

Hey, LustyIdiot, get a fucking clue. UC didn't put you on ignore because he couldn't deal with the super-genius of your fucktarded posts. He put you on ignore because you are a childish IDIOT who keeps changing and quoting his posts in the same repetitive attempt to be funny. Didn't like it when I did it to you, did you? You damn near pissed yourself, you PMS-ing son of a bitch.

You're absolutely right, it's not funny, it's disingenuous and overall fucking stupid. Now watch him further drown in his idiocy by quoting my post and changing "you" to "me". GodDAMN what an idiot.

[UnderConstruction]

Originally Posted by shanm

Poor old lustyidiot. Can't even tell when someone is fucking with him. Funny how he called it childish when I was doing EXACTLY the shit he's been doing the past few weeks.

Hey, LustyIdiot, get a fucking clue. UC didn't put you on ignore because he couldn't deal with the super-genius of your fucktarded posts. He put you on ignore because you are a childish IDIOT who keeps changing and quoting his posts in the same repetitive attempt to be funny. Didn't like it when I did it to you, did you? You damn near pissed yourself, you PMS-ing son of a bitch.

You're absolutely right, it's not funny, it's disingenuous and overall fucking stupid. Now watch him further drown in his idiocy by quoting my post and changing "you" to "me". GodDAMN what an idiot.

He's just that fucking stupid. He's also just that afraid of something poking him in the bootyhole and MAYBE liking it a little. Just a little. Not like full-on gay, but gay-curious. A weekend gay, let's call it.

[lustylad]

Originally Posted by UnderConstruction

He's also just that afraid of something poking him in the bootyhole and MAYBE liking it a little.

Well lookee here – the poofter queen is back. He puts you on ignore for a day and then he can't stand it anymore. He knows you're making fun of him and it gnaws at him that he can't reply without exposing himself as a cheat who peaks at the posts he pretends to be ignoring. He is way too stupid to figure that out beforehand. Stupid, weak-willed and infantile. We know those adjectives apply to all libtards, but let's be frank about it - they fit undercunt to a T, or should I say a T-bone slam (something he is more familiar with).

And lookee how he comes whimpering back with a post about how much he likes being poked in the bootyhole. Undercunt and shammytard are well-known around dogpatch for their “brown-eye appreciation orgies”. Together with their legions of fudge-packing fans, they keep the preparation-H production lines humming. Speaking of humming, they even lobbied for preparation H to roll out a new lip balm that targets the swishy market. They can't stay in the same place because they keep getting caught molesting all the chihuahuas and gerbils wherever they live. They keep fleeing because they know their ruptured bootyholes won't survive another prison stay.

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[shanm]

^"Comedy"

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by timpage

Consistently the best avatar tits on Eccie. Give me my do motherfuckers.

Where did you have yours done? You might get an "adjustment" on those nipples it kind of makes you look deformed when they are offset that way. Well, physically deformed. The other deformity cannot be surgically adjusted without a lobotomy. Good luck with the corrective surgery.

[i'va biggen]

Originally Posted by LexusLover

Where did you have yours done? You might get an "adjustment" on those nipples it kind of makes you look deformed when they are offset that way. Well, physically deformed. The other deformity cannot be surgically adjusted without a lobotomy. Good luck with the corrective surgery.

How about a pic of yours, and where you got them done if they are that much better lexie.

[Yssup Rider]

Frankly, I liked the former yabbos, Timpage.

I am not surprised to see the usual suspects come in and start throwing shit, however. That and the "I give up" homophobic ejaculations are yet more proof that LustyLad is IBIdiot, Jr., and does not belong outside of a rural market like Pissburgh..

I also like the ass in my avatar. So much so that I had to liberate it from the darkness of stupidity!