Retaliating Against Eccie!!!

[Jack$lit]

I bet the evil OPEC is behind all of this! OPEC=all things bad. Even people dying of irritable bowel syndrone I heard. It was OPEC all along, some say Jimmy Hoffa - yep you guessed it. OPEC.

[Miss Valentina]

I tell you right now who is a top CIA level saboteur operating seemingly innocuously is Claire and her goddamned brownies and creamcakes.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

I tell you right now who is a top CIA level saboteur operating seemingly innocuously is Claire and her goddamned brownies and creamcakes.

I never take anything "creamy" from a provider IJS

[Claire She Blows]

Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

I tell you right now who is a top CIA level saboteur operating seemingly innocuously is Claire and her goddamned brownies and creamcakes.

Dammit woman, don't out me! It's supposed to be our little secret!

[Emmersonward]

Im picturing a walk in lingerie closet with a shelf full of sex toys on the back wall. The big black one is the secret lever that opens into the giant room full of computers and terminals. The is where the REAL action happens!!!

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

I tell you right now who is a top CIA level saboteur operating seemingly innocuously is Claire and her goddamned brownies and creamcakes.

hmmm...... I understand the "brownie" reference but "creamcakes"?......

[Claire She Blows]

Originally Posted by Emmersonward

Im picturing a walk in lingerie closet with a shelf full of sex toys on the back wall. The big black one is the secret lever that opens into the giant room full of computers and terminals. The is where the REAL action happens!!!

If I'm going to have a secret room in the back of my closet, it's going to be chock full of Kingsman-esque gadgets!

[Emmersonward]

I'm no Judy Dench Claire, but you will need someone to be your Q. If we are going to add some major corporations to the 30 second club we better get started.

[JennsLolli]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

In my experience hookers are some of the most connected, and capable of finding anything they wish.

Totally true. Once I traded a blowjob for spark plugs on my outcall mobile.

As far as hooker spies go, can we just settle on sexy motherfucking spies that will "do anything" for a mission. We all know lady spies are 90% hooker. The boys go to sniper training, the girls go to seduction school. Julia Child is pretty much my fairy godmother of handyjays.

(JK Mama Child. I hope you're resting in peace.)

[Noid]

Hehe, meltdown ricky got bitchslapped. No offence Ms. V.

[rockerrick]

Bitchslapped? Yeah right...... hey ^^^^^ txaustin202 don't you have a provider to stalk somewhere?

Why would Ms. V take offense?
I seriously doubt she's the type to take offense.

[Austinfunandfit]

I wish Pussy Galore would grudge fuck me too! Rough me up baby please.

[Miss Valentina]

In truth I rarely take offense at anything; even being the bitch in "bitchslapped" darling it's just the way I'm built so you needn't apologize but I do appreciate the gentlemanliness. If you end up posting enough here chances are I may come after your ass just for fun which, as everyone can attest, is a joy.

And I could never not love my rockerrick as he has great taste in music. He's the only dude that I know if I posted a photo of Wendy O he would know exactly what I was talking about and that in itself stokes my lady boner.

Yes, we may argue, we may all be at odds from time to time but it gives us a chance to hate fuck each other so hey, it all works out in the end.

[JennsLolli]

Hey Miss V... ever try to grudge fuck two inches? Sigh. I can't even choke on that...

[Miss Valentina]

Grudge Fucking a MicroPenis. A short play by Miss Valentina

Miss Valentina: SCREAMING RAPIDLY "Arrgh I hate you so bad c'mere let me fuck you what only two inches damn you I hate you even more want to fuck you but. Can't. Fuck. You!!!"

Kicks cat.

Storms out.

Rips screen door off frame. Camera pans to screen door flapping wildly and loudly against house while sound of tires burning rubber in background.

FIN