I must be a bargain
Let see $1200 for 2/hrs, but wait it's not just 2 hrs. I spend days getting ready for a date, so do I count all the hours getting ready too? Shopping for the red garter you requested, have to get a fresh mani, pedi, waxing, hair needs to be perfect so I have to visit the salon, dry cleaners to pick up that dress I only wear for special dates, I need to spend a good hour primping and showering and oh yeah, emails, and hotel bookings, and what about the 3 hour flight I took to see you?
So, a lot more goes into that $1200 BJ than that $50 one. But, in reality I'm so much more than just a Blow Job.
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