Organic OrgancCourtesans have arrived in San Antonio!

[inspector farquar]

Originally Posted by tpepsi

Forget the old escort model, this is the new holistic model!

No more hour visits...these are 70 minute visits! It's organic!!

http://organiccourtesans.com/models/27061

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So he's the pimp? Or's he got a mouse in his pocket?

[OrganicCourtesans]

Originally Posted by inspector farquar

So he's the pimp? Or's he got a mouse in his pocket?

I am unaware - I am not really sure who is or who isn't a pimp on the board talking, I am sure it has really affected their businesses as we started and have taken a lot their clientele as such. I am very sorry as my intentions were to create something in between SeekingArrangement.com and going to Eros.com - Its like taking time to get to know an open minded GFE...

For those who like the quick and easy no connections - Please do not see my ladies or even contact us, this is a numbers game and we are keeping it a very low volume situation!

[rockerrick]

Yeah like ZERO reviews low volume. lol

[JohnnyYanks]

So who's tpepsi, and why's he saying "we", if he's not the pimp?

And why no reviews? That is odd, no?

[OrganicCourtesans]

Tpepsi is for surely a pimp. I think he runs one of the "agencies in austin"

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

Originally Posted by OrganicCourtesans

...You want dirty things, you pay cheap dirty prices... You want Clean, Shiny, Precious Organic, then Pay Organic Prices...

For all those who have supported and give us love, Thank you and we appreciate it...

Wow! Really?

You sound really classy and "HIGH DOLLAR".

Not to mention you just insulted the ladies in this thread who were giving you the benefit of the doubt.

Compaired to your prices we are all "dirt cheep". In turn "dirty things" not "Clean, Shiny, Precious, "Organic"

Have some humility like a real professional.
Not knocking your hustle at all but, GIRL BYE.

Now this clowning-on-you-session is extra funny.

Sounds like this chick got her seeds from Monsanto.

WHATEVER!!!!

[Guest081519]

Wait! Aren't all hookers organic?

I haven't met one that isn't.

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

Originally Posted by Simon Riley

Wait! Aren't all hookers organic?

I haven't met one that isn't.

No not really.

Personally, I'm GMO.... Get Money, OKAY!

But I can say stuff like that b/c I'm "dirt cheep".

The better to grow my seeds I suppose.

[Guest081519]

Here is a secret...

GMO is organic... Chemically speaking.

So are hookers.

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

Originally Posted by Simon Riley

Here is a secret...

GMO is organic... Chemically speaking.

So are hookers....

..... "Long-Lasting relationships" speaking.

Riiiiiight.

[Guest081519]

Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

..... "Long-Lasting relationships" speaking.

Riiiiiight.

Why would I want a long lasting relationship with a hooker (organic or otherwise)?

All human hookers are organic (chemically speaking).

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

Originally Posted by Simon Riley

Why would I want a long lasting relationship with a hooker (organic or otherwise)?

All human hookers are organic (chemically speaking).

Worry not young grasshoppa.
This too shall pass.

[OrganicCourtesans]

Lets be honest, OrganicCourtesans.com Is not for everyone, and I am sorry, we don't accept all and or everybody.

Jasmine, If you decided to take offense to what I said, then you have also decided to put yourself in that category. I could care less, and I am sorry you feel offended. I am not trying to offend anyone here, and if you would like to submit in application; we are a co-op that supports all walks of life but here at OrganicCourtesans we maintain a strict standard...
We are looking for: No stretch marks, fitness, health, socially very inclined, knowledgeable about the world, college educated, traveled, passport ready, ambitious, clean, no prior arrests, good complexion, and above all peak mental and physical game.

Jasmine - Check out Backpage and see what I was talking about, it surely wasn't aimed at you or anyone on this board... But like I said before, in this world we make decisions, and yours was to be offended! Mine is to care less!

Muah

Shania

[rockerrick]

You still seeking attention? Guess things aren't as good as you say huh?

[muffin101]

Stop it Shane