If you all care so much..... Why are the Johns training the new Whores?

[Claire She Blows]

Nah. I just need to write a book. "How to be a Better Hooker." Sell millions. Retire. Live happily ever after (I.e. Never have to look at this goddam board again).

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

Honestly I prefer whispers' topics. Even though I don't agree with everything he says, he definitely has some great insight and is quite dutiful when steering the community back from oblivion. You can't deny, even though he receives much outspoken opposition, he most likely has just as many if not more, silent supporter.

yeah.... there are a few....

You made me look with the reference to 5000+ viewed threads.... Toyz did not make the cut.... I am surprised she likes Toyz over me.... His best contribution was at less than 3300 views....

There are 248 threads viewed more than 5000 times in Austin CoEd.... I authored 27 of them with 11 of the top 100, 2 of the top 10 and THE MOST VIEWED Thread in Austin CoEd. Thanks to folks like you!

So you are not the only one EBJ! I did just look and notice you have NOT purchased your Official Whispers Fan Club kit. At $39.95 it's a bit more expensive that the Toyz Version for $37.50 but I offer the T-Shirt in more colors and sizes than he does!

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

Dang EJL!!!

From what I understand applying one's lips to the nether fundament nestled in the gentleman's hirsute derriere is something akin to sucking peanut butter out of a shag carpet. But I am absolutely marveling at your skills in that regard. I stand in awe and congratulate you good madam.

We WISH we had some Jenna Marbles money.
Now that, is one rich bitch shit talker right there.

Do I like what she has to say? YES!
Am I brown-nosing her? NO!!!

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

Originally Posted by Whispers

yeah.... there are a few....

You made me look with the reference to 5000+ viewed threads.... Toyz did not make the cut.... I am surprised she likes Toyz over me.... His best contribution was at less than 3300 views....

There are 248 threads viewed more than 5000 times in Austin CoEd.... I authored 27 of them with 11 of the top 100, 2 of the top 10 and THE MOST VIEWED Thread in Austin CoEd. Thanks to folks like you!

So you are not the only one EBJ! I did just look and notice you have NOT purchased your Official Whispers Fan Club kit. At $39.95 it's a bit more expensive that the Toyz Version for $37.50 but I offer the T-Shirt in more colors and sizes than he does!

Slow your roll there buddy.
I don't join clubs.

Sincerely,
J-dolo

[JennsLolli]

Originally Posted by Whispers

yeah.... there are a few....

You made me look with the reference to 5000+ viewed threads.... Toyz did not make the cut.... I am surprised she likes Toyz over me.... His best contribution was at less than 3300 views....

There are 248 threads viewed more than 5000 times in Austin CoEd.... I authored 27 of them with 11 of the top 100, 2 of the top 10 and THE MOST VIEWED Thread in Austin CoEd. Thanks to folks like you!

So you are not the only one EBJ! I did just look and notice you have NOT purchased your Official Whispers Fan Club kit. At $39.95 it's a bit more expensive that the Toyz Version for $37.50 but I offer the T-Shirt in more colors and sizes than he does!

1) At least someone is counting. Wait, you're actually counting? Do you get a cut for page views or something? This reminds me of the Mormon housewife blogs that are my guiltiest of pleasures.

2) I doubt your t-shirts come in anything other than junior's sizes. (Not making an underage reference, just referencing that few women under 25 shop anywhere other than the 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, etc stores.)

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

Shiiiiit!
I'll still take the t shirt though.

Take that jr. size small and make it into a sports bra!
In which I will probably play, no sports.

Mormon housewife blogs? What's that? Do they throw shade?
I'm intrigued.

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by JennsLolli

1) At least someone is counting. Wait, you're actually counting? Just took a couple of clicks to take a look... Do you get a cut for page views or something? I've been promised additional month of BCD access for every 1000 views I generate...... Unfortunately this came AFTER I paid for Lifetime access but I guess it carries me through into the afterlife.... This reminds me of the Mormon housewife blogs that are my guiltiest of pleasures. .. Got a link?

2) I doubt your t-shirts come in anything other than junior's sizes. (Not making an underage reference, just referencing that few women under 25 shop anywhere other than the 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, etc stores.)

7, 9, etc I am not familiar with those sizes... Is that some European standard?

[JennsLolli]

Real shit though...

The more page views my bitchy posts get within Whispers' threads, the more confused boners I make. My favorite clients are those with confused boners...and I'd like more of them.

By George, I think she's got it!

[JennsLolli]

Originally Posted by Whispers

7, 9, etc I am not familiar with those sizes... Is that some European standard?

Oh whatever. You fuck 7s and 9s.

[Augi71]

Given a chance I would crawl across broken glass to fuck Seven of Nine!

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by JennsLolli

Oh whatever. You fuck 7s and 9s.

LOL!

if we are talking a 10 point rating system I feel I have a couple of 8s in my life at the moment..... I fuck a lot of 8's, 9's and a very rare 10...

In regards to P4P.... I pay for what I am attracted to and that tends to be petite spinners... Most in that 0/1 and 3 An occasional 4 or 5.....

It's just what I like.....

[ck1942]

Interesting topic, and well-addressed, imho, back in the day by

BustyGirl
The Mother Hen



Who set up the original sitewide "Girl Talk" restricted forum and who authorized the resulting later on local ladies only forums and who edited the welcome letters to newly joining females.To the best of my limited knowledge, there still exist out there many female "mother hens" and, indeed, some (maybe not a lot) very real gentlemen who with no ulterior motive (except safety, security, and hopefully quality" offer very informed counsel to new ladies.

Ladies, gents, too, if you'd like more info, please let me know privately.

[chelseabean]

Originally Posted by Whispers

I think you are the one making an incorrect assumption as to what she was referring to..... Claire has never shown much "philosophical" thinking in her posts....

Nope, dear. I meant agency in the "philosophical" sense. That's why I put those words together as I did in the sentence. But, kudos to you for looking up that word. Anywho...

[quzi]

Best Jenna I recall was the one where she calls out all the people she wants to fuck. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKIAbueB9sM

[SofaKingFun]

Psssssst!!




As far as age preferences go, to each their own...but for me, personally, I have a huge problem with seeing those that are barely legal.

I don't know, but to me, it just seems creepy to get with someone who hasn't even fully developed yet...18yo? Nahh...I'mma' pass. Puffy nipples and all.

Love reading the reviews where the mongers bring alcohol and share with the not-yet-of-legal-drincking-age.. That's *always* nice to read. Pffft!

Shit just gives me the creeps.


But like I said, to each their own.
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