For some reason this seems appropriate....
The issue has been forwarded to IT to inspect the program,,, it will be dealt with either as soon as possible, it is the holidays after all. As for the Admins, we are a bit handcuffed since we are talking about programs we didn't create on servers we don't have access to. Makes it kind of tough for us to "fix" it. Other than a general reset we don't have much control over the program, just who has access to it.
In the mean time, when you are engaged in conversation with a hottie in chat, just open her showcase and jack off to that instead of the pics she usually posts, hopefully IT will have the program tweaked before you come down with carpal tunnel syndrome.
And "monkeys", really? Nice touch Kim Jul Slubby.....
edited to add: Aparently one of the IT monkeys knew something as I just checked and the picture function is working quite well now... cross your fingers, maybe the duct tape will hold this time.