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Guest030816 · 12-28-2014, 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siberia

You run off the new meat by reference
blocking. Smh.

I ain't going nowhere and no one is running me off.
WU says his shit sells itself, but there's only one buyer.
Valerie. Some hooker who's in England last I heard.
If his shit is selling itself, it must be on ebay, shipping it via FedEx.
Block my references? That's a whole 'nother joke worthy of its own thread.

kinkyorca · 12-28-2014, 06:51 AM

This was a fun thread, i laughed i cried, even had my blow hole waxed. But i decided to retire the beginning of the year. Please understand and except my choice. No begging, hardhat thanks for the bail money, WU thanks for your kind words and the "Spotted Dick" pudding (google it) . Mr666 thanks for the fruit basket. Camille that was a magical night in the pool under the stars...i get your harpoon back to soon. Siberia, sorry for the miscomunication, i owe you a free spin in the pool, bring the squid. So no more ilegal bait , or underwater snuff parties. 2014 was a great year. One last special, everything goes , and i mean everything you can imagine, midgets, clowns, ts dolphins, cd penguins, 2 cups etc etc, pics ,videod, signed dvd's of my "art" films. Pay what you can. Later!!
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siberia · 12-28-2014, 08:46 AM

ATF gone incognito.
Thxs Hardhat for helping
him escape coast guard
prison. The shark gang
runs the Texas pokey.
The mugshot was horrible Orca,
you must have resisted.
I will miss you babe.
'Bare Back'
Did I hear you correctly?

Hardhat on my bucket list.
WU is GPS pussy for me bday.
WU, greek?

mr666 · 12-28-2014, 06:55 PM

I guess I should mention I'm increasing my hourly rate on 1/5. Better see me soon ladies.

Guest030816 · 12-28-2014, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by mr666

I guess I should mention I'm increasing my hourly rate on 1/5. Better see me soon ladies.

^^^
+1
Last couple days for year end specials.
Rates go up after the first of the year.
Gotta make up for loss of whalebail money
and case of sardines.
Money well spent btw.
Did ya'll know aquatic bail
bondsmen charge by the pound?
Another expensive Hobby lesson.

FYI : I just googled WU's recipe for
Spotted Dick pudding.
http://www.food.com/recipe/spotted-d...pudding-300482
Had to laugh as I scrolled down
when it said...
"You may also like sausage balls"
IJS

Wakeup · 12-28-2014, 11:27 PM

That stuff is actually really good...just sayin'...

Guest030816 · 12-29-2014, 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wakeup

That stuff is actually really good...just sayin'...

Yeah recipe looks like bread pudding... mmmm
I love that stuff.

boardman · 12-29-2014, 02:21 AM

Still a bunch of fucking armatures...

Luvs2Purrr · 12-29-2014, 11:22 AM

Good Morning OP,
I'm just writing to let you know that I'm interested in seeing you. I'd like to go ahead and give you my info for screening, to get that out of the way. My name is Cyndi Lyn, I'm 41 and Caucasian. I work hard as a Provider and play harder. My number is (###)867-5309. I have references if needed, just let me know. My references are also from men that I see regularly and not just once. So, I think you will be happy and know I'm safe, sane and very fun to your liking. Please, let me know your availability. Also, I am always on time and smelling good.

I look forward to seeing you!

hahaha...this is some funny ass shit here.

shadow12 · 12-29-2014, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by BrownSugarBaby

Any of you guys worth a damn on DATY?

If so, PM me with rates!

Also, move to the front of the line if you can take it in the ass too!

it's my first time. you can train me for free if you will review me. I need some really good references.

shadow12 · 12-29-2014, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndi Lyn

Good Morning OP,
I'm just writing to let you know that I'm interested in seeing you. I'd like to go ahead and give you my info for screening, to get that out of the way. My name is Cyndi Lyn, I'm 41 and Caucasian. I work hard as a Provider and play harder. My number is (###)867-5309. I have references if needed, just let me know. My references are also from men that I see regularly and not just once. So, I think you will be happy and know I'm safe, sane and very fun to your liking. Please, let me know your availability. Also, I am always on time and smelling good.

I look forward to seeing you!

hahaha...this is some funny ass shit here.

My offer still stands for everyone. I need as much training as possible and good references. I want to be the best in houston. Then, maybe I can start traveling to other cities.

mr666 · 12-29-2014, 12:18 PM

DATY master here.

Guest030816 · 12-29-2014, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mr666

DATY master here.

Braggart
I prefer the more subtle forms of seduction. Where my fingers do the walking, an my tongue does the talking... or, licking and sucking in this case... I reckon that's why there's 31 flavors of ice cream. Everyone has their favorites.

siberia · 12-30-2014, 01:45 AM

Date: 12--14
Provider: kinky orca
Phone: provide after screening
Email Address: kinkyOrca@yahoo.com
URL / Website: sea world https://www.preferred411.
City: Houston
State: Tx
Address: CBD
Appointment Type: Incall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: Yes
Activities: back riding, multiple pool laps, whale whistling, high dive, orca spin, hand to mouth feeding sardines, tail splashing.
Session Length: 1 hour
Fee: bucket of sardines& water ball
Length and Color: 30 ft blk&wht
Age: 30's
Smoking Status: Non-Smoker
Ethnic Background: killer whale
Physical Description: handsome with black & white colors like a elegant tuxedo. Energetic, very vocal, beautiful teeth, large tongue.
Recommendation: Yes

I arrived to Kinky Orca's huge aquarium. He was excited to see
me that he nudged me into the
pool with my clothes on.
He swam up under my legs &
lifted me onto his back. I tore
my clothes off so his wet skin
was against me.

Camille Fox · 12-30-2014, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siberia

Date: 12--14
Provider: kinky orca
Phone: provide after screening
Email Address: kinkyOrca@yahoo.com
URL / Website: sea world https://www.preferred411.
City: Houston
State: Tx
Address: CBD
Appointment Type: Incall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: Yes
Activities: back riding, multiple pool laps, whale whistling, high dive, orca spin, hand to mouth feeding sardines, tail splashing.
Session Length: 1 hour
Fee: bucket of sardines& water ball
Length and Color: 30 ft blk&wht
Age: 30's
Smoking Status: Non-Smoker
Ethnic Background: killer whale
Physical Description: handsome with black & white colors like a elegant tuxedo. Energetic, very vocal, beautiful teeth, large tongue.
Recommendation: Yes

I arrived to Kinky Orca's huge aquarium. He was excited to see
me that he nudged me into the
pool with my clothes on.
He swam up under my legs &
lifted me onto his back. I tore
my clothes off so his wet skin
was against me.

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