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12-27-2014, 07:45 PM
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PJD's Predictions for 2015
I wish I had 10, but I just haven’t been here long enough. You’re a crazy, but fun group. Happy New Year!
1. Still Looking gets married and leaves the hobby. Hell immediately freezes over.
2. Toyz gets cock reduction surgery. Says Toyz, “Don’t worry Ladies. I just took off a couple of inches. It’s still a really BEEG CAWK. Now I can stick it in more places, like up Buck’s ass!”
3. Eryn writes a best selling book based on her hobby experience. Yes, she writes more and sucks less. The men of ECCIE mourn.
4. Bob McV adds so many signature lines to his account that the ECCIE site crashes for a day. Among the new lines are, “His balls smell like roses and his cum tastes like sweet cream” – April; “He makes me cum so hard I should pay him” – Pistol Marks
5. Hobart brokers a truce between Toyz and Buck14Pt. He then establishes lasting peace between Israel and the Palestinians. But, he sadly declares, there’s no hope to reconcile Whispers and Slave G.
6. In a “Freaky Friday” moment Bob McV stops tipping and rodderick and Toyz take a public stand that every provider should receive at least $350/hour. “It’s a tough job after all”, states rodderick. OPEC collapses.
7. SweetMimi’s twin sister comes to Austin and they work as a duo. The rate of sudden cardiac arrest among men in Austin triples. A coincidence? I think not. Two Mimi’s could fuck me to death for sure. Oh, but what a way to go!
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12-27-2014, 09:52 PM
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Subgenius
Join Date: Oct 18, 2013
Location: NWA, AR
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HA! I laughed till I stopped!
8. Miss Val and Centaur write a novel comes with a companion thesaurus and delivered by freight.
For the record, I have never left a tip.
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12-28-2014, 12:06 AM
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Join Date: Apr 9, 2011
Location: Out There...Somewhere....
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Funny Stuff PJD! I enjoyed it...
#9...F2C is arrested for public indecency & turns out to be a bald headed disgraced Hasidic Jew from Hoboken, NJ
#10...Lexi, Claire & Charliee start a co-op called "Ho-Blows" which explodes into a national chain & they all retire as multi thousand-airres
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12-28-2014, 04:32 AM
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Join Date: Jan 22, 2011
Location: Texas
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11. pjd19000 gets some glasses so he can read my handle. lol
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12-28-2014, 08:15 AM
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12-28-2014, 09:55 AM
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Join Date: Sep 8, 2011
Location: Houston
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12. SL will finally schedule with a "WHOA" and add the tag line " I can't believe I ate the whole thing"....��
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12-28-2014, 10:15 AM
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You'll Love My Nuts!
Join Date: Oct 30, 2012
Location: Austin
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Originally Posted by Toyz
Funny Stuff PJD! I enjoyed it...
#9...F2C is arrested for public indecency & turns out to be a bald headed disgraced Hasidic Jew from Hoboken, NJ
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You got that right
#12: Hooker Church expands to Wednesday mass with newbie sacrificial suckings
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12-28-2014, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by happybanana
SL will finally schedule with a "WHOA" and add the tag line " I can't believe I ate the whole thing"....��
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Yeah I knew there was a problem when I took her to Sea World. She saw Shamo and asked if he came with mustard?
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12-28-2014, 10:54 AM
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Join Date: Sep 8, 2011
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Originally Posted by Still Looking
Yeah I knew there was a problem when I took her to Sea World. She saw Shamo and asked if he came with mustard?
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Expensive date, huh?????
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12-28-2014, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by happybanana
Expensive date, huh?????
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Got tossed out of Sea World so I took her to Micky D's. She looked up at the menu and said "ok".
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12-28-2014, 04:39 PM
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Join Date: Aug 9, 2014
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11. pjd19000 gets some glasses so he can read my handle. lol
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Sorry rockerrick!
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12-28-2014, 04:45 PM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Jan 22, 2011
Location: Texas
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No sweat, the c and k look like a d.
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12-28-2014, 05:24 PM
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Pending Age Verification
User ID: 175071
Join Date: Feb 10, 2013
Location: Austin, Texas, baby!
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If Still Looking gets married, he'll change his handle to Found Her
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12-28-2014, 06:05 PM
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Well known giver of fucks
User ID: 228727
Join Date: Jan 29, 2014
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Originally Posted by Claire She Blows
If Still Looking gets married, he'll change his handle to Found Her
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Ha! yeah he would!
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12-28-2014, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Claire She Blows
If Still Looking gets married, he'll change his handle to Found Her
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Is that a proposal?
And if I make you my "last" review you'll change your name to ClaireSheBlowsNoMore....
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