Inspired by "FLINDE" Funny thing happened north of the Vagina Triangle®

[Still Looking]

Funny thing happened north of the Vagina Triangle®
I text a provider who is visiting. She keeps in contact and tells me she is traveling with a girlfriend for safety.She arrives just after 7 pm. Sends me a text. We chat on the phone (she blocked her number and she knew of my policy to NOT see ladies I can’t talk to before our meeting!) We agree to meet late morning. I text her and we schedule for 1 pm. I show up send her a text. She says give me 15 minutes. I ask why? She says you'er early I just want to eat real quick. I look at my phone and sure as shit I was an hour 15 minutes early. I had not reset the day light savings on my car clock. I feel stupid and tell her eat and I’ll be back at 1 pm. I return at 12:50 and tell ready when you are. She replies give me 5 minutes. In 5 minutes I get a text telling how to enter the motel. (Super 8) I reply WTF? Turns out she thought she was below the 183 in fact she was north of 183. I zoom up to Rundberg and pull into the super 8. They are painting the place. Not wanting paint on my car I drove around before settling on a place to park. I gather my gift bag, camera and soft drink and start exiting the car… an undercover dark gray car pulls in behind me and two uniformed Austin PD guys get out of the car and approach me.

Cop #1 asks me what I was doing here. I reply I live here. At this hotel? No. Where do you live? I tell him I’m reaching for my ID. He says go ahead. I handed him my ID. He looks and asks what are you doing at this motel? I state I’m meeting someone. Who? Nonea… Nonea who? NONEA YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS! Cop #2 moves in… he starts out… Listen buddy… I stop him… I’m not your buddy! Now I’m pissed…. I say… look you two fudge packers, it’s not my fault you guys are arguing or having a bad day with each other or if you and your boyfriends are pissed at each other. I didn’t do anything wrongbut if you think I did by all means do what you need to do. Cop #1 looks in the car and he can hear my phone going off. He asks do you mind if I search your car? I reply NOT AT ALL so long as you have a search warrant. He tells me he doesn’t need one. Cop #2 draws his Taser and asks me to get up against the car place my hands on the hood and drop my gift bag. Cop #2 searches me first and finds my hobby phone in my pocket but doesn’t remove it. Ask what it was. I reply a phone. He says hand it to me… I refuse. Cop #1 finds my hand gun and two other phones. Asks me if I had a CHL? I reply sure do. Comes over and asks for it. I refuse stating it’s in my back pocket in my wallet. He asks why? I tell him your boyfriend here told me to keep my hands on the hood. I’m following his instructions. Don’t want to part of any misunderstanding or accident. He starts laughing as does Cop #1. I ask what’s so funny? They tell me to look at my back glass. Someone had written with their finger “I do PROPANE” I couldn’t fucking believe it. As the two get in their undercover car… Cop #1 says… come on sweat heart I’ll buy you lunch to Cop #2. And they drove off.

I get back in my car and 20 minutes had went by. I got 3 text from the provider. All ? I text her call me. She does I tell her the story and she decides to relocate. Tells me she would let me know when she got a new room. She thanked me for letting her know the area was bad. Her and her friend walked from the bus station it turned out.
Moral of the story… stay away from Rundberg! Infested with crack whores, pimps, low life’s and cops!

And I bet you think that’s it…right? Oh no… so now I’m waiting for this ding-a-ling to let me know when she gets a new hotel. Wait till noon the next day before I text her. She calls with her number blocked right away. Tells me “I” was the “last” one she had planned on seeing. She had her cash and was enjoying Austin. So I ask her I’ve been talking to you for 4 days I thought I was you first appointment? Not at all it would seem. I just tell her Ok well thanks for letting me know.

3:30pm she calls again and tells me she will be staying till Monday. She is at the Domain shopping and buy panties etc. We chat for a while and I agree to shower and I’d be there in 30 minutes (45 with shower) Off I go and I’m in the hotel parking lot at 4:40pm. I get a text from her saying she will be ready for me at 6 pm. I reply WTF! I’m here! She sends me several text saying she needed to go back and pick up the stuff she bought, take a shower and she’d be ready. So like an idiot I sit there…I get a text every 5-10 minutes. 4:55pm “where are you?” In the parking lot. 5:02pm ‘did you want ½ or hour?” I’ll take hour. 5:10pm “Do you have $250 cash?” Are you joking? I told you yesterday I only schedule hour sessions and I was looking at your AD. $150 half $250 hour 5:18pm “Are you still here?” Yes! 5:25pm “so did you want ½ or hour? HOUR. 5:31pm “so which is it?” HOUR! 5:37pm “are you still here?” YES! Did you want to come down and meet me so you might feel more comfortable? “No I’m naked, I just got out of the shower” 5:45pm I don’t know if 6pm will work I don’t have any condoms.” I have condoms. 5:51pm “I’m starting to get a bad vib and don’t think we’re a good fit” Are you telling me that after getting the wrong location from you yesterday then waiting an hour and getting screwed with by cops, and I’ve waited here patiently for an hour and 20 minutes you’re going to cancel? 5:58pm “Yes… you can just blame it on bad communication or have a bad attitude.” 6:02pm “*waiting*” I never answered….

Turns out another hobbyist got the 6 pm slot. The provider apologized and it all got filed in the record books.

But what would you have done?

[rockerrick]

Moral of the story, fucking split the second time she changes the time
That's nuts, so who is she? Must be hot if you stayed huh?

[Hobart420]

Holy Carp!
I would just Let it go... on to the next one.
It's happened to me a few times also but

[Guest032716]

Your poll should allow for two choices

I vote for tell everyone

And - set her up with Bonn

[NikkiWhite]

And you thought I was a bitch!

[Whispers]

post a link to her profile or some pics.. I want to see what wench had you so wrapped up as to jump through those hoops......

[Still Looking]

I won't be naming names. I do believe that the provider that got the 6 pm session said to her "Did you say Still Looking???" She apologized and I don't hold grudges. Think of his story.... "yeah I was doing this chick doggie at the window watching SL walking around the parking lot with his troll doll kicking cans."

You do this long enough one can build up quit a collection of stories many that never get published.

[farmstud60]

I would have bailed when she had me go to the wrong hotel. I would have just said I had appointments to get to and didn't have that much extra time built in to my schedule.

[flinde]

I would have made the cops laugh sooner. the sooner you get the cops laughing, the quicker you are done with them.

border crossing hint. when the guy/gal asks you what the purpose of your visit to MX was, tell him/her "getting my ass tongue fucked repeatedly in la zona". even if you are just picking up a couple equipales or something.

wave you right through every time.

those guys were vice so they are here on eccie. you should have bribed them with the T-shirt for the little woman. they would have appreciated.

its good to be clowning again with you you sick fuck. let's keep at it and forget the whispers/Ricky/hassle the mods/mysoginious crap.

[Hobart420]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

"yeah I was doing this chick doggie at the window watching SL walking around the parking lot with his troll doll kicking cans."

I like that a lot!
It sounds extremely pathetic if Hobart was was the one walking around the parking lot with his SL troll doll.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by flinde

I would have made the cops laugh sooner. the sooner you get the cops laughing, the quicker you are done with them.

border crossing hint. when the guy/gal asks you what the purpose of your visit to MX was, tell him/her "getting my ass tongue fucked repeatedly in la zona". even if you are just picking up a couple equipales or something.

wave you right through every time.

those guys were vice so they are here on eccie. you should have bribed them with the T-shirt for the little woman. they would have appreciated.

its good to be clowning again with you you sick fuck. let's keep at it and forget the whispers/Ricky/hassle the mods/mysoginious crap.

I agree. Ever notice the more fun "we" have the madder certain people get? Now if we can only get Tracy Aine to come back....

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Hobart420

I like that a lot!
It sounds extremely pathetic if Hobart was was the one walking around the parking lot with his SL troll doll.

Hobart that would be a GREAT photo op. A picture of a bunch of guys in line in front of a motel all holding their dolls looking at their watches. Flinde can just be holding his tub of manteca and Whispers could be holding Rockerick and Bonn could be holding one of those colorful blue circus snakes.

[Precious_b]

Originally Posted by flinde

I would have made the cops laugh sooner. the sooner you get the cops laughing, the quicker you are done with them.
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Originally Posted by Still Looking

I agree. Ever notice the more fun "we" have the madder certain people get?

I try to sum up the situation to put them at ease.
Humour is a good one.
Actually being sympathetic to their situation works wonders.

Than again, you get a sourpuss.

My last time with LE had me giving them plenty of attitude when I got a peek at some of the stuff they were up to. I know the guy had to be pissed when all he could ticket me for was non-moving violation stuff that they supplied the envelope to take care of the bill.

I REALLY liked mouthing off at them

[Still Looking]

Cops are just doing their jobs. But there are a few interesting ones out there!

[ck1942]

- initial bout of "bad vibe" is an early indicator of more bad vibe - not sure why are you protecting a provider or two who jerked you around -- whether intentionally or not, but that, of course is your choice.