Little Things

[CarolineDavenport]

Originally Posted by Fast Gunn

What?

Do you mean to say that you ladies are only in this business because of the money?

. . .Here I thought you were all about customer satisfaction!

Lol, GTFO of here with that BS. I suppose you don't care about the money at your job, you're just all about the job satisfaction. And the really funny part is that you're dumb enough that it's probably true.

This isn't charity work, precious. It's just the most fun way I know to make a ton of $$$. I know you're pissed that you can't get in on this action, but trying to shame us for it just makes you look like a hater. A really dumb hater.

[inspector farquar]

The OP has a habit those in the fight game call "leading with your chin." But, to his credit, or not, clearly his chin is not made of glass.

Swing away ladies.

[sketchball82]

Originally Posted by bc7274

lol cumming to a store near you." vagimints"

I remembered seeing this back in college. It took me a second to find though.

http://www.break.com/video/ugc/mentos-parody-225105

[sketchball82]

Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

Really? That was the post you chose to respond to? Nothing to say about, you know, the topic YOU brought up? I'm still waiting on the edge of my seat for the rest of your "long list." My delicate sensibilities in my pretty little head can't stand the anticipation. Please, oh manly and desirable superior being, put me in my rightful place beneath your awesome wisdom.

That was hawt.

Sweet! And since you agreed with me on page one, you know that's kind of step one of you not hating me anymore! Two more years of working off bad behavior until that Chicago outcall becomes a reality! >

[sketchball82]

Originally Posted by Solitaire

WHOA Buddy! the ladies are the "Gatekeepers" ... you pay the toll... and the Gatekeeper decides who is awarded the privilege, and when. Biology determined that millennia ago. We all play the hand we are dealt.

As for the topic of discussion, if ALL the dudes want the coveted "minty morning" hour, and only ONE is gonna get it, you cant do the math and figure out why that would get annoying really quick?

I'll repeat... ALL the dudes ASK for it (thinking: I get to decide when I want to see you) = annoying as fuck - I can see how they would have an attitude with you.

As for me, I only spend time with one friend a day, so its his very own day, and he can pretty much pick the time, IF my schedule can accommodate.

Now, if I were the sort to see many friends per day as some ladies do, knowing of this "highly esteemed, coveted hour", I'd just double the fee for such a HIGH DEMAND item and be done with it. Even triple if its THAT much in demand. Simple economics, you know, since you keep on bringing up the role economics plays in all this

Then there would be no need to be irritated. All would be in balance.

God damn it. Of course I was out of the country when you guys started arguing economics. That's always my plug.

[Old-T]

Originally Posted by Fast Gunn

What?

Do you mean to say that you ladies are only in this business because of the money?

. . .Here I thought you were all about customer satisfaction!

Each time you type something it seems like you drift farther and farther from the world of the sane.

In case you haven't noticed most people do like getting paid for their work. Otherwise it would be volunteering, not work. But the ones who are truly GOOD at what they do usually also enjoy it an do get satisfaction from it--at least sometimes. I am sorry that seems to be a foreign concept to you.

[roll_with_me]

Originally Posted by Fast Gunn

[FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"]What?

I'm coming off sounding like: a: Big Dumb Ass b: Troll c: All of the above

If you wanted to have a legitimate discussion then starting off sounding like an entitled ass is probably not the best way to start the discussion.

Now on a completely serious note, don't underestimate the value of the last appointment of the day. Now that's when things can really get interesting.

[Old-T]

Originally Posted by roll_with_me

If you wanted to have a legitimate discussion then starting off sounding like an entitled ass is probably not the best way to start the discussion.

Now on a completely serious note, don't underestimate the value of the last appointment of the day. Now that's when things can really get interesting.

Shhhhhh! Don't let them in on the secret. A nice three hour dinner date with an open calendar afterwards, reservations at a romantic restaurant, good music, unrushed conversation and flirting, a bottle of massage oil--it is amazing where such things can lead!

[Fast Gunn]

So just where in the world, did you get that wild notion of the the vagina being "self-cleaning?

I don't know where you're from, but around here, if people do not bathe daily they smell like dirty laundry.

. . . Furthermore, considering the residue excreted by that organ on a monthly basis, I would say that soap and warm water are very much needed.

Originally Posted by JessicaKnightly

But, let's examine this idea. The vagina is a self cleaning organ and douching or cleaning the interior is a very unhealthy practice so it really does take time to clean itself.

[CarolineDavenport]

She meant the inside of the vagina, moron. We wash the outside... the inside is self-cleansing. Soap getting all up in there could cause a shift in the pH balance and possibly give her a yeast infection. Douching can/does have the same effect.

[Guest031115]

Originally Posted by Fast Gunn

So just where in the world, did you get that wild notion of the the vagina being "self-cleaning?

I don't know where you're from, but around here, if people do not bathe daily they smell like dirty laundry.

. . . Furthermore, considering the residue excreted by that organ on a monthly basis, I would say that soap and warm water are very much needed.

You really are perfecting the art of showing exactly how ignorant you are.

[Guest032117]

Being a douche is unhealthy...ijs...

[Wakeup]

Douche...touché...

[inspector farquar]

Maybe they'll make him a mod now.

[WTF]

Guy asks a simple question and the Queen Bee's and all her WK worker Bee's get out their stinger!

Requesting that they be the first of the day seems no more annoying than requesting that you wear a sexy school girl outfit.

Why all the vitriol?



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