DEEP THROAT Is Not DEEP THROAT If...

[Guest021217]

This shit gets me everytime & I know Im about to make alot of you FUCKTARDS Mad But Oh Well...

Deep Throat Is NOT Deep Throat if...

1. You can make out the words coming out her mouth when your winky is no longer seen..

2. If she has no throat slober that hangs on to your winky and strings along to her lips..

3. If you cant feel when your winky goes over that hump in the back of her throat & continues down like a telescope.

4. If she is still able to breathe

5. If she can still move her tongue unless you have a pencil winky..

If your winky isnt at least 6inchs you will never experience what a good BJ feels like because your runway isnt long enough... ijs

I had someone recently tell me my blowjobs werent that good and I looked at him then looked down & then shook my head..

When you winky is 3inchs you cant judge my Einstein abilities... Carry On

[kerwil62]

The Adventures of Little Dick Muthafuckas Getting Mad!

LMAO!!!!!

[Dorian Gray]

When can I schedule a re-evaluation of your Einstein abilities?

[Guest012715]

Rotfflmmfao!!!!! If I had a pencil dick I wouldn't talk shit. And I wouldn't be buying pussy!

I have only experience to, oops, I mean two women that could really deep throat.
Aye....

[hougrneyed]

Pass or fail this is a waaaayyy better test then a ruler! Sign me up for either a examination!

[Guest021217]

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

When can I schedule a re-evaluation of your Einstein abilities?

When my eyebrows grow back haha

[two_incher]

ill bet you 20bucks you cant deep throat me!

[Guest021217]

Originally Posted by two_incher

ill bet you 20bucks you cant deep throat me!

$20 bucks sounds like your not so sure of that statement yourself..

[TheAntichrist666]

In my entire hobby experience, only one Provider lady has successfully deepthroated me.

[two_incher]

Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

$20 bucks sounds like your not so sure of that statement yourself..

lol was just throwing out a friendly bet.

[two_incher]

ive seen a couple providers that advertise DT and only left me in dissapointment.hmm might have to see..

[eccieuser9500]

Issue with # 4. She still has a nose to breath from.

I had a provider's head over the side of the bed when she quickly came up. I guess my tea bag blocked her nostrils. Face was red as a tomato.

[Slitlikr]

Superb marketing ploy Miss Dorothy!
Got my interest up.

[tbone77494]

I'm in. I'll be in touch Dorothy.

[mzluvly]

Originally Posted by TheAntichrist666

In my entire hobby experience, only one Provider lady has successfully deepthroated me.

Oh yea who was that?