So, how do you measure cock size?

[fletch]

....wait a minute, 15 responses and not one mention of '1.3" of dangling death'???

someone is off his game...geeze

[str8.2.bbbj]

Here is the formula for CORRECTLY measuring your penis.

[Duthgar1976]

ehh my 2 cents. i have been measuring my penis since i was in my early teens. it stayed the same size until i lost weight. then it got a little longer. now that i have gained plenty of weight it is only 4 inches long. People wonder why guys worry about their penis size is because some of us might have been laughed at or made fun of later by people once they found out how small your penis is. I dated a girl and just because i didnt have a shovel in my pants she broke up with me. She also told all of our friends, and a few made jokes and i later heard some did laugh about it behind my back. That can be very damaging to a mans ego.

[Prolongus]

I was at an outdoor party at night a few years ago. Lots of beer. A few of us went to take a leak off a bridge over a stream. One of the guys said: "Damn, that water is pretty cold!" I replied: "Yep...it's pretty deep, too. "

[Jake B]

What do you mean? Every guy here is rich, has 10" penis and a 6 pack, right?

[str8.2.bbbj]

Originally Posted by Jake B

What do you mean? Every guy here is rich, has 10" penis and a 6 pack, right?

I thought those were the 3 requirements for us guys to register. Are you mocking the process?

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by OldButStillGoing

There are four sizes
Gasp,smile, snicker, and roflmao

That is me...

Originally Posted by fletch

....wait a minute, 15 responses and not one mention of '1.3" of dangling death'???

someone is off his game...geeze

No someone was busy having fun pissing off other people. My 1.3" of dangling death is legendary.

[doug_dfw]

I thought we are in the COED forum, not the ML. I was taught it's not your size, it's how you treat your lady. Size is your ego. Stimulation is the lady's desire. The Ladies' desire does not come from the inside of her vagina, until, if ever, her external sensual spots turn on. No different than you. Now figure that out and you will forget your size and have real fun. Slam Bam, thank you M'am works in some other Nations but not in the free world.

[Jake B]

Originally Posted by str8.2.bbbj

I thought those were the 3 requirements for us guys to register. Are you mocking the process?

Nope! The process is perfect.

[dallaswill]

I measure cock size by how much she gasps when I stick it in.
Hope that helps.

[lgbsfu]

I thought is was like measuring a cats tail from ass hole to tip, 9 here.

[Epimetheus]

Pull out the magnifying glass

[cinnamonshark]

With a tape measure...duhhhh!!!!

[Glenn Quagmire]

Do you know how you can tell that maps were invented by men?


Only the male mind can conceive of 1 inch equaling 1 mile.

[Texas Contrarian]

I once heard about a guy who liked to go to a bar after a long day at work and enjoy a drink or two.

He wasn't tall, handsome, or rich. And although he was certainly pleasant enough, he didn't have a thousand-watt personality.

But everywhere he went, attractive women would approach him and try to strike up a conversation. Try as they may, none of the other guys seemed to be able to figure out his secret. Most just wrote it off to some sort of magical, invisible charisma.

He was a bit shy, though, and told everyone he was lonely after a divorce, and hadn't yet established much of a dating life. In fact, he told several ladies upon initial meeting that he was insecure about his modest "endowment." Nevertheless, their interest became piqued to an ever-greater extent.

And all the while, this ordinary looking, shy, unassuming gentleman spent much of his time just sitting there, slowly licking his eyebrows.