Would you wear the ScroGuard?

[dynamitekid]

I'm always looking to support the advertisers that allow this site to remain free...but I have to draw the line at the ScroGuard.
https://scroguard.com/
Do yourself a favor, and check out the 'infomercial' on the How it Works link. The motherfucker washes his ScroGuard in his kitchen sink.

[AmishGangster]

They only go up to a 48" waist? Why none in BSer's size?

I also noticed that while his crotch is wrapped like a lunch sandwich he was eagerly DFKing that cyber ho...no face condom

[offshoredrilling]

NO

want to bet soon it will be useless to say to some providers in the heat of the moment
"lick my balls ______ (pick your own fill in the blank, bitch works just fine for my utr atf, others not so much)Yet I seem to like how one calls me fucking asshole before she does it anyways. To quote "fucking spoiled brat asshole", then I remind her she was one of the ones that made me a spoiled brat. mmmmm if I get to the point of when she says "I'm not your ATF(by her name)you fucking asshole", I would almost have a open ROS here LOL

[dynamitekid]

Even computer-generated hobbyists have their own set of beliefs on what is safe.

Originally Posted by amishgangster

I also noticed that while his crotch is wrapped like a lunch sandwich he was eagerly DFKing that cyber ho...no face condom

[Gates123]

If they rebrand as the "Ebola Guard," they'll make a fortune.

[sexymaid_69]

I had to watch that ad a couple times just to be sure I was seeing what I thought I was.

Next comes this

[Zeman]

I think a roll of Saran wrap would be cheaper and more fun. Plus you don't have to wash it.

[BSer]

Most hookers are down for bb, why would you need this thing

Go fuck yourself AG, go have another heart attack

[Hematoma]

1. Put on Scroguard
2. Put on condom
3. Watch frightened girl leave
4. Masturbate