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Originally Posted by Toyz
The first ever ping-pong ball Olympics!
Anna on one side Nikki on the other. Each ass propped in the air by pillows. Each is given 4 "white balls" & a fifth golden one (the money ball).
Points are given for distance, "air" (how high), and a special "paint chipper" medal if one or the other can chip paint off yonder wall...
Ready...set...
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This is a no shit question......Ha!
Long time ago in the Mariana's Islands..... In a really shitty titty bar....
I witnessed a " Miracle" .........
A Stripper inserted 5 ping pong balls into her VJ, they were all numbered.. 1-5.......
She then got up off the floor, did a little gyrating dance......
"The Miracle" ..... She popped them suckers out in order.... 1-5... Instead of reverse, like you would think...
How''d she do it is my question....?
Other attractions included smoking a cigar with the VJ, yep the cherry on the cigar would get brighter, then a lil wisp of smoke....
The best of all tricks was shooting raw chicken eggs out of the VJ to us G.I.'s ( my buddy caught one , promptly kicked his head back and crackle the egg over his mouth, and ate it..... He was puking 10 mins later, apparently 98.6 degree chicken eggs and beer do not mix)
1986... Guam
