Houston Hobbiers

[Dorian Gray]

Originally Posted by amishgangster

Does she take coupons or discount cards? I heard both can help when business is slow

Nazi's used coupons too.... IJS



This being Thursday, so it is Weekend Lineup posting time, I'm curious as to how the OP will implement the feedback from this thread into her ads from here on out

[boardman]

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Nazi's used coupons too.... IJS



This being Thursday, so it is Weekend Lineup posting time, I'm curious as to how the OP will implement the feedback from this thread into her ads from here on out

My guess is she'll ask what the Weekend Lineup is...

[Brooke Wilde]

Originally Posted by caremell

You don't walk into a burger joint & ask for a taco.

Actually, Dairy Queens tacos are ridiculously delicious.

[kerwil62]

Originally Posted by caremell

Well I welcome all comments. I wont be lowering my rates nor expanding my menu! Because I do wonderful in all other places that I go to! The saying to each is own is absolutely right. Im not trying to appeal to all, just the ones that want what I offer. You don't walk into a burger joint & ask for a taco. So if what is on my menu doesn't appeal to you, so be it! If you want to be fucked & sucked & everything else, go to someone that will do it for next to nothing if that's what you want. But I know my worth! I'll probably have a hard time in Houston especially when there's a 1000 girls that are willing to do all kinds of things for pennies. So I'll keep traveling to the places where what I offer is what they're looking for. Just wanted to stay home a little more than I do now.

Why don't you just pack your shit and leave town?? Isn't that what folks do when they can't make money here?? Austin or San Antonio may be perfect for you.

Houston is a whole different animal. And competition is a muthafucka!

[landon]

I have a couple of gals I have seen awhile. POP has come down with them. One is at 100 ant the other at 160. They are both heavy hitters performance wise and one an x stripper.

A guy in Houston can shop around in this town and get a stripper out to his house (or Palace INN) at $150, $200 tops. Sugar dating site gals can be had for $100-$150. BP girls are priced at $100 hour and $150 hour (my spreadsheet analysis). Providers at this site based on my sample average $220 an hour. I find $200 is the magic number with just about any new recruit stripper or SD site gal. Beyond this amount or possibly $225 I simply have no interest because I am bombarded with new choices any day - whether strippers or SD site gals texting / emailing me.

If your budget is $1500 or above, you can probably a SD or Stripper at $100 every other day during the month. This strategy has worked for me many times. In this way, I can concentrate on a particular girl and enjoy / get to know her. The smart gals can see what it all adds up to and then go for the deal.

Were providing ever legalized across the board I truly believe with all the women in this town who want to sell it pop would come down to $50-$60.

[Sexy Katrina]

Originally Posted by landon

Were providing ever legalized across the board I truly believe with all the women in this town who want to sell it pop would come down to $50-$60.

I've always wondered if providing was legalized would providers charge more or less? You would think every women would be providing if it was legal but it might take some of the allure away. I'm not talking about street walkers. That should be illegal (IMO) but two adults behind closed doors not hurting anyone, that should be legal.

Anyways back on topic. OP you would probably do better by taking everyone's opinion with a grain of salt and not getting upset. This is Houston.You should never ask questions if you are not ready for the answer.

I wish you the best of luck! There are some great guys in Houston, you just have to let them find you.

[pyramider]

Posting taint photos always helps to draw attention ... ijs.

[AmishGangster]

Originally Posted by kerwil62

Austin or San Antonio may be perfect for you.

I didn't even realize she was a tranny

[caremell]

Originally Posted by Trey

Kick rocks then lady and stop bitchin. You can't get mad that we want more then a hand job. Go where a hand job is worth something. "I know ur worth is decided for you by what the market will pay for your services. By your own account they ain't paying $200 to get jacked off by a 35 year old lady.

I'm here too tell you they pay way more then 200 for it, my worth is decided by no one but me. Like I said before I'm bitching.

[Trey]

Originally Posted by caremell

I'm here too tell you they pay way more then 200 for it, my worth is decided by no one but me. Like I said before I'm bitching.

Posted last month.


Phone: 7086696816
Email Address: -
URL / Website: tyler.backpage.com/BodyRubs/28422626
City: Longview
State: Texas
Address: private room near i20
Appointment Type: Outcall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: Yes
Activities: FBSM, Nuru, convo, shower, breastplay, HJ
Session Length: 1.5 hrs
Fee: 150
Hair Length and Color: Short black styled

I'm here to tell ya that guy didn't even pay the $200 bucks. And got 1.5 hours and a hand job.


This guy only implies he got a hand job in his list of activities, he paid the 200.

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1168130

I don't see how anyone would pay an up charge on $200 for a hj. And I don't see it in the reviews fee.

[caremell]

Originally Posted by Trey

Posted last month.


Phone: 7086696816
Email Address: -
URL / Website: tyler.backpage.com/BodyRubs/28422626
City: Longview
State: Texas
Address: private room near i20
Appointment Type: Outcall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: Yes
Activities: FBSM, Nuru, convo, shower, breastplay, HJ
Session Length: 1.5 hrs
Fee: 150
Hair Length and Color: Short black styled

I'm here to tell ya that guy didn't even pay the $200 bucks. And got 1.5 hours and a hand job.


This guy only implies he got a hand job in his list of activities, he paid the 200.

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1168130

I don't see how anyone would pay an up charge on $200 for a hj. And I don't see it in the reviews fee.

Sweetheart 98% of the people I see are not even on this site, so you wouldn't have the slightest idea of what some one is spending! And if your trying to in some way criticize me by putting the review in the post you're not the only thing you're doing is showing and proving that I make $ with just a hj. But I'll allow you to carry on, boosting my popularity I love free advertisement!

[caremell]

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Nazi's used coupons too.... IJS



This being Thursday, so it is Weekend Lineup posting time, I'm curious as to how the OP will implement the feedback from this thread into her ads from here on out

I won't... this thread did exactly what I wanted it to do..

[AmishGangster]

You wanted to look like a total choad?

[Majichands]

OH MY OH MY OH MY look at what I missed..SMH... Dang it is hard to keep a great eye on all the Cities I visit.. I am going to put my two cent is right after I ask Dorian what the heck IS SHMB? I went on link for info I did not see it. I googled it and this is what I found http://acronymsandslang.com/meaning-of/SHMB.html
Quote:
Originally Posted by caremell
I don't understand how in the world providers make any money here.

Complaining in your 1st sentence does not usually help. Quote:
Originally Posted by caremell
There are so many girls posting every where!

Have you seen the list of Dallas providers? Quote:
Originally Posted by caremell
I just moved to Houston a little over a year ago. I have to travel to make money!

Sounds like a personal problem. Quote:
Originally Posted by caremell
I would love to stay home & work, but it is almost impossible to do so.

Uh huh.... Quote:
Originally Posted by caremell
If I did I would end up on a street corner with a sign!

Panhandlers can earn $600-$800/wk. Quote:
Originally Posted by caremell
What is the secret to being successful in this city?

Outside or whining?

-You have two (2) reviews. Both would indicate your menu is limited to that of the FBSM variety.

-A knowledge of what an average Houston 'tard is looking for would be a starting point.

-Work on that showcase. It's not overwhelmingly appealing.

-Build a SHMB persona. Not necessary, but you sound like you need all the help/ exposure you can get.

-Next time start a thread like this in InfoShare or PowderRoom so the 'tards who obviously aren't coming to see you will not have additional reasons to avoid you.

-Sit-Ups

Dorian I must say that even though I do not know what that SHMB means. Unless you know she is sensitive to mosquito bites..LOL you gave your input being direct enough to count and yet not being as hard or hurtful as you some times can be..NOT THAT YOU GIVE A HOT DAMN BUT I WAS IMPRESSED...lol No but really your posting do have valid and make you think about thing reasoning......ok to the OP (Originial Post) Kay (quote) I'll probably have a hard time in Houston especially when there's a 1000 girls that are willing to do all kinds of things for pennies. So I'll keep traveling to the places where what I offer is what they're looking for. Just wanted to stay home a little more than I do now....Honey Pot the Houston Market is not what it use to be. anywhere actually you are just spoiled on HOW IT WAS it was nothing for the phone to ring 50 to 100 times a day . You have been doing the mommy thing for a while and comes back and expect it to be the same. First you are just a little bit to lazy in your advertising NOW DAYS you have to be on p411 here TER have your own web site etc etc.. ALL you have to DO IS GET THEM TO YOU ONCE. your personality and unique way of doing your service will get them back. It will just take time to get them there and sometimes our frustartion on our post can push them away however you taking the critisism very well.

ALSO just be CONSISTENT now they have all this web shit like teen eye number/ad search systems they know what you do and where you do it. Well most of them on here anyway. some do not know how to unlock cap locks but most have been burned before so do there research wait for other reviews then bounce on it. BASICALLY TO CUT IT short Advertise on where you know and comfortable and just stay visual and up their ass all the time..LOL No pun intended ..I'm lying yes it was lol Because you do prostate and do it well and have even taught other ladies how to do it right YOU WILL DO fine just give it time and LOTS OF MARKETING ..YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT WELL YOU JUST NEVER HAD TO IN THE PAST...HERE YOU DO.

NOW TREY: (quote) Kick rocks then lady and stop bitchin. You can't get mad that we want more then a hand job. Go where a hand job is worth something. "I know my worth" please, your worth is decided for you by what the market will pay for your services. By your own account they ain't paying $200 to get jacked off by a 35 year old lady....
(unquote)
Well maybe she should not of put in those words I know my worth....BECAUSE I KNOW ANY WOMAN'S WORTH IS MORE THAN THEY CHARGE FOR THEIR SERVICES worth is not the issue.
The issue is getting those that enjoy what she offers to get to her just one time. As far as all that other shit you posted is NOT true and you must not ever had the MASSAGE that we offer cause it is not just a hand job. and I am a 45 year old woman with many flaws but people pay me our prices every day and I DO NOT OFFER PROSTATE . The thought just makes me sick.
She is nicer, sweeter and has a very sexy voice I have a awful Cajun accent and still I Am busy in most Cities YES EVEN HOUSTON.
However I have to spend more time and more money on advertising dollars have to be in their face a lot more than other cities.. So it is easier just to move on and the fact that it has been hot police wise and more stick up guys there. So I normally only go to visit my friends and then get out to go to a place where else with less heart ache . And as far as the sit up comment I KNOW Kay and know she has a personal trainer and working on it for her..
HONEY if your big some will love you when your small some will love you YOU WILL NEVER MAKE ALL HAPPY OR MAKE THEM ALL LOVE YOU nor do you want that. Get fit the way you want and make you happy with you, like you are doing and those that share your liking will come and all these negative people and thoughts Don't worry about them.
Cause this 45 year old woman has been fat, fit and also fluffy no matter my outside My personality, Talent and know how of what I do keeps me busy. Alll you need is time and those that decide to try it will like it and those that don't WELL THEY WILL MISS MEETING A WONDERFUL PERSON AND SERVICE.
SHMB Severe Hypersensitivity to Mosquito Bites Read more at http://acronymsandslang.com/meaning-of/SHMB.html
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***** SHMB Severe Hypersensitivity to Mosquito Bites *** SHMB She's Having My Baby * SHMB Siliceous High Magnesium Basalt * SHMB State Health Management Boards * SHMB Second Hand Marching Band Read more at http://acronymsandslang.com/meaning-of/SHMB.html***** SHMB Severe Hypersensitivity to Mosquito Bites *** SHMB She's Having My Baby * SHMB Siliceous High Magnesium Basalt * SHMB State Health Management Boards * SHMB Second Hand Marching Band Read more at http://acronymsandslang.com/meaning-of/SHMB.htmlV***** SHMB Severe Hypersensitivity to Mosquito Bites *** SHMB She's Having My Baby * SHMB Siliceous High Magnesium Basalt * SHMB State Health Management Boards * SHMB Second Hand Marching Band Read more at http://acronymsandslang.com/meaning-of/SHMB.html

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