what is kinky????

[DallasRain]

You know you're kinky when...


...you keep fake hanging plants around the house, just so your mother will never know what all those hooks in the ceiling are really for

...someone refers to a serial killer as sadistic and you roll your eyes, because the man has nothing on you.

...you realized you've charged more in lingerie than you get paid in a year

...you have more toys than your kids

...you take up macrame, just to learn some new knots

...you start rating your CDs by how interesting it'll be to beat someone to

...someone asks how long you've been doing this ponygirl routine, and you snort and start to stamp your foot

...your favorite dessert is hot crossed buns...and you don't eat sweets

...someone says they have a leatherman, you almost say "me too!" before you realize they are talking about the tool gadget on their belt.

...you watch a movie where someone gets tied up and scream at the screen, "Gimme a break, 3 minutes max to get out of that!"

...you go to the local county fair and salivate when the horsejumps are set up.

...you have a list by the phone for the babysitter....Hospital, Family, and 3 24-hour locksmiths.

...you are on a first-name basis with all the local EMT's.

...you have the closest 24 hour locksmith as #1 on your speed dial list.

...you join the SCA just so you can learn to make your own chainmail and work with leather!

....you speak of crop rotation with someone, and they aren't a farmer.

...you try to get arrested, just for the handcuffs , body cavity search, humiliation scene and time in the cage.

...Avon tells you stop writing, they are not going to make eau d'leather aftershave

...vanilla means anything BUT a flavoring for ice cream!

...leather companies start giving you the wholesale to distributor discount.

...you can't pass a candle factory without drooling (or wetting your seat)

...your kids ask you about conditioning leather....and it takes you a minute to realize they are talking about their baseball gloves.

..."chain letter" has a whole different meaning to you.

...you haunt the dollar stores for "pervertibles"....and Home Depot!


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[stimulatethemind]

Kinky is what OTHER folks like to do. My desires are all COMPLETELY normal!!!

[seductrix4u]

Originally Posted by DallasRain

You know you're kinky when...


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You love the taste of ass but you buy lots of potions for your lovers so they learn to love the taste of ass, too!

[seductrix4u]

Originally Posted by DallasRain

You know you're kinky when...


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You love the taste of ass, but you have to buy tasty potions so you can teach your lovers to love the taste of ass, too!

[Guest030219]

I just love the taste of ass, no potions, just an excited woman's ass that is wet from me making her happy.

[SinsOfTheFlesh]

Kinky is using a feather. Fucking sick is using the whole chicken

[DallasRain]

Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

Kinky is using a feather. Fucking sick is using the whole chicken

[Guest030219]

Kinky is using toys meant for a woman on a man. Did I just say that? I will regret this statement someday.

[Unique_Carpenter]

Originally Posted by DallasRain

...you haunt the dollar stores for "pervertibles"....and Home Depot!

Ok Dee, Dollar Store & Home Depot are somewhat tame.
I'll be shopping at Bass Pro later today.

[DallasRain]

lol ok cool!! Can't wait to see what ya find!!

I buy things from the bed & bath/home depot and dollar store for "work toys"....lol

[i'va biggen]

Black and Decker has some fine toys.

[Grizzly]

You know your Kinky when you have multiple suitcases. One for toys, one for clothes and one for overflow

[Guest030219]

I heard Dallas's truck looks like she is hauling a NHRA dragster with all the kinky shit in her repertoire.

[BigMikeinKC]

Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

Kinky is using a feather. Fucking sick is using the whole chicken

In parts of Alabama I think that's considered mainstream.

[Guest013121]

Kinky is driving down the road and getting all wet and horny every time you hit a bump...