Don't Make Me Laugh...Ha Ha Ha

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Toyz

You're NOT a Virgin????

How many of you other Hoogars are not virgins?

I be bein' lied to...

And when you're paying a $37.50 premium that ain't no laughing matter!

[JennsLolli]

You actually spelled everything correctly, just an incorrect word. So the joke is on this fat, old hooker. Seriously though, do Eryn.

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

And when you're paying a $37.50 premium that ain't no laughing matter!

Hey...'

You add in the cost of a B&V sammie, a bag of Cheetos & a Nehi & it starts to get expensive...I didn't take no hoogar to raise...

[Fletchlives]

Originally Posted by JennsLolli

You actually spelled everything correctly, just an incorrect word. So the joke is on this fat, old hooker. Seriously though, do Eryn.

Seriously SL, Eryn is in the must see category!

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by JennsLolli

You actually spelled everything correctly, just an incorrect word. So the joke is on this fat, old hooker. Seriously though, do Eryn.

Originally Posted by Fletchlives

Seriously SL, Eryn is in the must see category!

I'm thinking...

[fun2come]

SL, To misquote Eryn:

Originally Posted by Eryn

SL.. Less typing/thinking.. More Fucking...

I am sure she won't complain about being Slamdangoed ....

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by fun2come

SL, To misquote Eryn:


I am sure she won't complain about being Slamdangoed ....

They never do...

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by Electricfeelnow

I mean, I don't know about y'all, but I'm soooooo glad we have some of these guys around that never read a word of what we write or listen to anything we have to see and look at us for the cum depositories we are so capable of being.

A picture is worth a thousand words ladies...... It overcomes all sensibilities and we can be the dirty little whore we are meant to be....

They don't care what we say... they don't care what we write.... there are even those that ignore all the bad things other guys have to say about us!

Yup!.... I am thankful that there is an endless supply of dumb fucks that really just want to get their dicks wet and I am pretty damn good and serving that purpose for them!

Well damn woman......

I for one appreciate you being so honest with us..... It was really easy to understand what you had to say..... Other girls should take your approach and not beat around the bush....

[Still Looking]

It's not very often I take too much seriously here but just for a post or two. Businesses are entities that make money. Behind these businesses are "people". The success of any in particular business at any given level is based on how that business is managed. That being said if your a 'people" person you will ALWAYS do better in business than someone who is not. Hookers that NSNC as many timers as EFN are not just shitty business people they have absolutely zero respect for the very people that help them be successful. They are shitty people. ZERO respect for their clients (John's as she puts it!) Why? In this case they are fishing in a barrel. They think that if they lose 1 or 7 or 20 there will be others along soon. And there is a truth in that but sooner or later after enough people come forward the promise of a Porn Star Shove This Dildo Up My Ass Honey Session no longer becomes important. (GPS) And guys start realizing there are others out there that are more than willing to take their money and offer a great session. Then it will be time to recreate yourself and start all over again just like she has done before. But how many times will that work? The good news is there's always Back Page.

I find it interesting that the same hobbyist had a NSNC with another provider. I don't remember her posting anything. Next thing I know she and he had a session and the hobbyist is writing a review. Sounds like a happy ending. Smart lady! Oh but NOT EFN she jumps on here and looks for help from anyone that might offer ie: "the Mods." Where are the WK'S? Where are her fellow hooker support system? Selfishness and not giving a shit about others puts you in this kind of situation. Is EFN concerned? Fuck no she could give a shit. So the only thing left is how many of you stiff legs are going to patronize a hooker that you know up front could give a flying rats ass about you? Can't wait to read the next EFN review title... EFN didn't NSNC me! Winner, Winner Chicken Dinner!

Ok I'm done... back to me making an idiot of myself and looking for hookers to take my $259.95

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

It's not very often I take too much seriously here but just for a post or two. Businesses are entities that make money. Behind these businesses are "people". The success of any in particular business at any given level is based on how that business is managed. That being said if your a 'people" person you will ALWAYS do better in business than someone who is not. Hookers that NSNC as many timers as EFN are not just shitty business people they have absolutely zero respect for the very people that help them be successful. They are shitty people. ZERO respect for their clients (John's as she puts it!) Why? In this case they are fishing in a barrel. They think that if they lose 1 or 7 or 20 there will be others along soon. And there is a truth in that but sooner or later after enough people come forward the promise of a Porn Star Shove This Dildo Up My Ass Honey Session no longer becomes important. (GPS) And guys start realizing there are others out there that are more than willing to take their money and offer a great session. Then it will be time to recreate yourself and start all over again just like she has done before. But how many times will that work? The good news is there's always Back Page.

I find it interesting that the same hobbyist had a NSNC with another provider. I don't remember her posting anything. Next thing I know she and he had a session and the hobbyist is writing a review. Sounds like a happy ending. Smart lady! Oh but NOT EFN she jumps on here and looks for help from anyone that might offer ie: "the Mods." Where are the WK'S? Where are her fellow hooker support system? Selfishness and not giving a shit about others puts you in this kind of situation. Is EFN concerned? Fuck no she could give a shit. So the only thing left is how many of you stiff legs are going to patronize a hooker that you know up front could give a flying rats ass about you? Can't wait to read the next EFN review title... EFN didn't NSNC me! Winner, Winner Chicken Dinner!

Ok I'm done... back to me making an idiot of myself and looking for hookers to take my $259.95

Oh Fuck.......

Some whore went and made him get all serious now......

Sl has picked up the sword and done went and become a WK? SL on a crusade against the selfish uncaring and unworthy whores? He's WKing for the ones that keep making these poor, ill advised choices

I can see it now....

A whole new review series that starts with a copy of an appointment setting message defining the time and a picture of the Provider spread legged, sans panties, wett and wanting....... With the official SL POT (Provider on Time) Flavor Flav approved official Hobby Clock......
Attachment 342504

An entire new rating system based on a correlation between scheduled start time to GPST (Glistening Pussy Start Time)

[hicks36]

Originally Posted by Electricfeelnow

Yup!.... I am thankful that there is an endless supply of dumb fucks that really just want to get their dicks wet and I am pretty damn good and serving that purpose for them!

Did she really say that? That is some cold shit. I am all for a cum dumpster but this one would even freeze out my dick. I would get a better response from my Fleshlight.

[onei]

Taking advice from EFN is like getting directions from a deaf/mute person.

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by onei

Taking advice from EFN is like getting directions from a deaf/mute person.

Hey!... Let's not drag the deaf mutes in and compare to this whore...

They can actually be fun...... Try it... Ask for directions and as they try to convey to you where to go... just say huh? what? huh? over and over and look interested!

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

I'm really starting to wonder why I haven't met you...

Originally Posted by Eryn

SL.. I always just figured it was because I was too old... And not a spinner... Or a virgin ;-)

Originally Posted by Still Looking

I know hot when I see it! IJS

I thinck you should request a taint photo since she is too old, not a spinner or a virgin prior to meeting her.

[Beagle]

Originally Posted by Whispers

They can actually be fun...... Try it... Ask for directions and as they try to convey to you where to go... just say huh? what? huh? over and over and look interested!

That's wrong on so many levels, I'm actually gonna do it for shits and giggles!