JIM NORTON - TIME.COM | I'm Not Ashamed To Pay For Sex - And Other Men Shouldn't Be Either

[AtxTexMex]

Originally Posted by NewguyAustin

Jim should know better. He has quite a few fans. Don't be surprised once all of Jim's fans hear about this they ban together. They may stop buying his DVDs, watching his comedy specials, going to see his standup. He probably will have trouble getting gigs. Maybe Jim has a good excuse and will let his fans know why he missed another appointment. I'm sure Jim will make this right.

Jim could care less. Jim has yet to make right on any missed events. In fact, Jims attitude is pretty much your lucky if you do get to see me and could care less for anyone's time other then his own. Even if Jim had a "good excuse", excuses get old for a continuous repeating habit.

[SecretE]

He makes a lot of valid points. However, considering what just happened to Anthony and his attendance to his bookings, I wouldn't be making too many waves to jeopardize that SiriusXM money.

[Samcro84]

Originally Posted by Squarenot

If it flies, floats or fucks it is cheaper to rent it.

Agreed

Toyz where do you buy your Grape Nehi thought that was off the market. Loved them as a kid.

BTW are prices for pussy staying low in Austin.

[Victoria Columbari]

interesting thread..and Toyz..not everyone likes cheese or cheetos..just saying. lol

[nuglet]

BACK ON TOPIC: Any gent that says he NEVER pays for sex is delusional.. He can justify it as a "date with dinner", or courting a lady, gifts, flowers, meals, movies.. but he's sure the fuck paying for it..
Try to find a girl that is willing to fuck you, just for the pleasure of being allowed to "hang" with ya.. pffft.

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Victoria Columbari

interesting thread..and Toyz..not everyone likes cheese or cheetos..just saying. lol

Vicci you have forced me into a monumentous decision.

I have finally realized that to sample all that Hoogarism has to offer I must expand my menu as well.

So, effective during the next running of the salmon...roughly August 28th through September 3rd, I will offer NOT ONLY Bologna/Velveeta sammiches but the following a la carte.

ONE HOUR SESSIONS:

Your choice of (Pick only one)

• Bologna & Velveeta
• SALAMI & CHEDDAR
• Hummus & some stale assed crackers or rice cakes

And a side of (Pick only one)

• Hot Cheetos (lunch pak size only)
• DORITOS CREAMY RANCH
• A dry fucking piece of celery

With a drink selection (Pick only one)

• NEHI Grape Soda
• MONSTER ENERGY DRINK (8 oz size)
• Some tepid shitty tap water

FOR 2 HOURS! (this has never been offered before)

• Velveeta Shells & Cheese!
• A Chunk-o-Spam
• A 10 ounce Dixie cup of Boones Farm (Estate grown vintage last month)

OVERNIGHT AT TOYZ! (this is a one time package, not likely to be repeated)

• Hamburger or Tuna helper (YOUR CHOICE!)
• a Salad (dressing is only a 15 min upcharge)
• A Croissant
• A Girl Scout Cooke for Dessert
• TWO 12 Ounce Coors beers

So Vicci, what do you think of that? Steppin' up my game by god...no one can call me cheap now.