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Old 08-01-2014, 04:31 PM   #16
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Ok, here's one, completely original:

FUCK ALL OF YOU STUPID TRICKS THAT COULDNT GET LAID ON YOUR OWN IF YOU TRIED!!!!! AND TO THE CHEAP MOTHERFUCKERS THAT WANT EVRYTHING THEY CAN GET FOR AS LITTLE AS THEY CAN GET!! FUCK YOU TOO!!! AND TO THE PROVIDERS THAT HAVE A BEEN A BITCH TO ME....WELL I THINK YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE MOST LAUGHABLE AND PATHETIC PLACE IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE FUN WITH YOUR SO CALLED HOBBY LIFE!!! I WAS SO MUCH BETTER OFF ON BACKPAGE THEN I EVER WAS HERE!!!!!!!!!! SOME OF YOU SEEM TO THINK YOU ARE BETTER!!! GUESS WHAT MOTHER FUCKERS!! YOU ARE STILL JUST TRICKS!!!!!!!!!!!! BUH BYE NOW!!!

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Once again, just joking, please don't hurt my feelings and be mean to me. I am a sensitive individual.
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Old 08-01-2014, 04:36 PM   #17
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Bwahahaha best one yet DK!

But we know nobody would ever sa...... Oopps ...Nevermind
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Old 08-01-2014, 05:03 PM   #18
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Bwahahaha best one yet DK!

But we know nobody would ever sa...... Oopps ...Nevermind
LMFAO!
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Old 08-01-2014, 05:11 PM   #19
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I personally enjoy it when I pull my pants down and the lady just points and starts laughing ... often doubling over laughing.
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Old 08-01-2014, 05:46 PM   #20
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What I want them to think
What they may be actually thinking.

You fine, sexy chocolate MF'er! Bout time you got here!
[hard sigh] He actually showed up.

I thought you said you weren't huge.
You talk a lot of shit for a black guy with a small weenie.

What are you giving me this money for? You're fine enough for freebies.
I should charge your punk ass double.


If you got me pregnant, I wouldn't be mad.
If I get pregnant by you, I'll kill myself.

You don't have to put it on if you don't want to.
Pleeeaaase don't let this MF'er break!

Oh, don't go. You just got here [3 hours ago]
[hard sigh] Took long enough. Damn, I'm glad that's over.

You look so FINE getting dressed. Mmm, mmm, MMM!!
Can't you get dressed any faster! Damn!

You make this business so worth it.
I quit!! DAMMIT, I QUIT!!
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Old 08-01-2014, 05:50 PM   #21
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Wow, this guy is the sweetest, nicest, ugly mother fucker I have ever met!
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Old 08-01-2014, 06:36 PM   #22
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Where is the belt? Hell they know where the belt is ouch
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Old 08-01-2014, 07:10 PM   #23
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What would be some of the comments we would hear? Let's just have fun with this one gang!!!
A failed website that was supposed to be owned and operated only by providers, After Midnight or something similar, none of the providers dared say anything in writing that could bite them in the ass.

If you think the WKs and black knights go at it on here, the ability of a provider to cut off one of her competitors at the knees was a hidden bonus to the backstabbers who played nice publicly.

Most men do not want brutal honesty in this hobby. Seeking a diversion, a fantasy, an escape.

Too many married men get worse than brutal honesty at home so any provider who happened to do something like that on a review board might find the phone no longer ringing.
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Old 08-01-2014, 07:21 PM   #24
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Call or text me whenever you want honey, but it better be to schedule a fucking appointment.
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Old 08-01-2014, 07:33 PM   #25
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The way this mother fucker acts online I thought Chuck Liddell was gonna show up. And when I answer the door it's Pee Wee fuckin Heman, WTF!
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Old 08-01-2014, 10:31 PM   #26
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Do you know that if you wiped front to back instead of back to front your balls wouldn't smell like shit?
That is fucking hysterical! !
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Old 08-02-2014, 09:01 AM   #27
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If the truth were known, they would say I,m their favorite. Why you ask?
1. I'm small enough that there is no wear and tear on their money maker.
2. I usually pop so quickly that there is little energy spent.
This makes me the perfect client to see at either end of the day. Early and she still has energy for the rest of her day or late because even with a sore pussy she can take care of me without any further damage.
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Old 08-02-2014, 09:02 AM   #28
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That is fucking hysterical! !
Yup, instant classic!
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Old 08-02-2014, 09:50 AM   #29
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Hobbyist: I would love to see you but...........
Provider: OK, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND QUIT WASTING MY TIME!!!

Hobbyist: I'll have to put you on my tdl!
Provider: Yeah, well fuck you too buddy!!!
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Im an honest gal you know that! I prefer to be honest than be deceitful
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