Pineapple & Celery...fact or fiction?

[Closet Freak]

Thought the ladies might have the scoop on this. We've all heard the theories that pineapple makes the cum sweeter and that celery gives better volume. There are others, but these are the two that are mentioned the most. Anybody have any "hard" evidence (pun intended) on this.
How much is required to make a noticeable difference and how far in advance would one need to load up?

[trekker]

I'very gotten compliments on my flavor after eating and drinking lots of citrus.

[Madame X]

Pineapple juice definitely does work It makes sense that it would, since it's an enzymatic meat tenderizer. I hadn't though of it, but yes, citrus has the same properties.

Celery is supposed to boost testosterone and pheromone levels in males... I am not a man, and have no idea if it works. Maybe try noshing a few sticks daily and see if you feel more masculine?

[annie@christophers]

ASPARAGUS STINKS..MY PEE STINKS AFTER EATING IT..LOL.. (YES GO WONDER HOW I KNOW..DUH) XXOO ANNIE

[gimme_that]

I ain't gonna lie........about two days before I do an overnight......I'm drinking loads of water and pineapple juice and organic pineapple slices.

But try not to drink too much pineapple juice.......or you will get the shits........

But if your date is into scat play.........drink up lol.

But I love seafood and steak too much.....maybe she should just do BBBJ on me with a pineapple in her mouth so it less work for me......lol

[pornodave69]

Originally Posted by annie@christophers

ASPARAGUS STINKS..MY PEE STINKS AFTER EATING IT..LOL.. (YES GO WONDER HOW I KNOW..DUH) XXOO ANNIE

It does that for lots of people, but not all. It's a breakdown of amino acids that causes the smell. While the odor is produced by almost all people, only 25% of people can actually smell it.

Asparagus has no effect on the smell or taste of semen, only urine.

[SknyDiva]

Stinky piss and the overnight pineapple shits!!!
Nuff said

[ilovethemgirls68]

Originally Posted by Closet Freak

Thought the ladies might have the scoop on this. We've all heard the theories that pineapple makes the cum sweeter and that celery gives better volume. There are others, but these are the two that are mentioned the most. Anybody have any "hard" evidence (pun intended) on this.
How much is required to make a noticeable difference and how far in advance would one need to load up?

I've never heard of any of this

[DallasRain]

I don't give a damn what ya eat...just give me that cum!!! lol

[annie@christophers]

WELL I FEEL SOOOO LUCKY FOR BEING IN THAT 25%....(any reason as long as you seem to know ...why? why cant everyone have the luxury of the stink?? lmaof... xo

[Madame X]

Originally Posted by annie@christophers

ASPARAGUS STINKS..MY PEE STINKS AFTER EATING IT..LOL.. (YES GO WONDER HOW I KNOW..DUH) XXOO ANNIE

Oh yes it does! I was with a gentleman the other night and he ordered asparagus with his meal... thank goodness our suite has two bathrooms.

On the other hand, I've never had any adverse effects from too much pineapple juice? Perhaps that's just me.

~Mme X~

[gimme_that]

What I was implying was......if this stuff isn't in your normal diet........a one to two day binge of juices and fruit won't change much. You would do better soaking yourself in a bathtub of juice. That's like telling a smoker to refrain from smoking new ports...........and switch to grape swisher sweets so it taste better....its a valiant attempt but ultimately won't change a thing..........

If a lady really likes a BBBJ with a swallow finish........taste is the least of her concern.....your pleasure is. Get those salty cum wads ready gents..........lol.

Let's also keep in mind some providers and older hobbyist takwes medications.........which can surely change the taste of ejaculate.

[Eva Damita]

I've actually heard asparagus works wonders on the taste of semen