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Originally Posted by JennsLolli
What if I installed a condom machine in my bathroom and stuffed quarters up my ass?
jk no butt stuff
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Yah, not into the out door either...
Butt....
There are some other money making opportunities you girls are missing out on...this can be marketed during the intitial discussions or as last second ad ons.
- Wanna clean up afterwards? "Metered Showers" just swipe your credit card to turn the hot water on...(cold water is free)...$5 per minute
- Don't have time to shower? Wet wipes $2 each
- Want music during our visit? Plug the jukebox...$3 per song
- Dial-a-Moan...IOP not good enough? Dial up your level of fake passion.
-C Level (a couple of moans and a wow at the end) $7.
-B Level (continuous moaning, encouragement of how good you are, and a "I should be paying you" finale. $13.50
-A Level (Constant OH GOD, OH BABY, YOUR CAWK IS SOOOOO BEEEEEGGGG) $37.50 All paid in advance of course.