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Old 07-23-2014, 05:48 PM   #16
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And u can't be arrested for public lewdness or total stupidity? You gotta be kidding me!

"Oh hun don't be embarrassed I'll ring you up real quick."

I guess when I get the "hun" it's a signal for, "give me ur best line"?

Honestly, I am clueless. We go out for drinks, I usually get the "what'll you have hun?" line. My friends often don't. "She called you hun and me sir. wtf." Now sometimes every guy is a "hun" but that's still pretty cute. But in the check out line for the covers, some of those cashiers are pretty darned hot, and the, "find everything u need hun?" is just not something I have a good comeback for. They probably offer it up 'cause they can tell I'm clueless and won't hit on 'em.
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Old 07-23-2014, 06:29 PM   #17
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Have used that line myself...it has worked for me, but not all the time
Glad, what was his name?
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Old 07-23-2014, 07:00 PM   #18
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Glad, what was his name?
Ha Ha livn,r last time it worked her name was Heather...seen her several times after as well
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Old 07-23-2014, 08:03 PM   #19
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Ha Ha livn,r last time it worked her name was Heather...seen her several times after as well
Good man. Ya know Im just jacking with ya
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Old 07-23-2014, 08:19 PM   #20
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Good man. Ya know Im just jacking with ya
I wouldn't have it any other way my friend
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Old 07-23-2014, 08:26 PM   #21
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Shayla u never answered my question.

Up for the challenge? (as in how big a bounce do u think u can put in my walk?)

Hilarious thread dudes and gals-chuckling all evening! Haven't bought my lottery yet but I should.

OJ sure is tasting nice right now. Almost out-good opportunity to nail 4 things at once: more oj, lotto, check to see if the looks are still coming, buy lids and drop the line.
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Old 07-23-2014, 08:27 PM   #22
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Hey IB don't feel like you're the lone ranger at being clueless lol.
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Old 07-23-2014, 08:28 PM   #23
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but if i get arrested for debauchery or lewdness will someone come save me?
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vegas-it might be a Y chromosome trait. Makes no sense from an evolutionary standpoint but the "caulk-wok" might.
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Old 07-23-2014, 08:32 PM   #25
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but if i get arrested for debauchery or lewdness will someone come save me?
Just say it to her with a smile on your face and a twinkle in your eye Bart!!
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Do body shots. A shot of OJ chased with a belly button full of vodka. I have idea's now. Someone is in trouble tomorrow.
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Do body shots. A shot of OJ chased with a belly button full of vodka. I have idea's now. Someone is in trouble tomorrow.


I can't wait for the review-
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Old 07-23-2014, 08:57 PM   #28
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How bout this: "I'm looking for condoms that feel natural but just don't know. Wanna try one with me so I'll know?"

'Cause my normal luck is, "sir. you don't need condoms if you're alone."
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Old 07-23-2014, 09:48 PM   #29
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oj-good
lottery? lose
looks? still getting
condom? no cuties. pass.
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Old 07-23-2014, 10:14 PM   #30
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She's local she's with me and were all full of giggles to drinks. Join the party another gal too shortly.
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