Alright guys, on your way home from work tomorrow, stop at the store and buy a bag of apples for your wives.
No wait, scratch that. Stop off and buy a bag of apples on your way to see me!
File this story under: Researchers who have way too much time on their hands, but we are so glad they did LOL
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...ef=mostpopular
So, we know God wasn't a woman, because if She was, cum would taste like chocolate.
But now we have to wonder if God was a man either. Otherwise, instead of telling Adam and Eve to leave those apples alone, He would have told Adam that an apple a day would keep the "honey I have a headache" excuse away LOL