Songs NOT to get a massage to..

[Little Miss Cuntcakes]

So just had a massage session with a gentle man who had me on the floor cracking the fuck up because he wouldn't stop dancing during the session. He finally got up and made me dance michael Jackson's "don't stop till you get enough" with him (BEST SESSION EVER!!!)
But it also got me thinking, I should 86 that song not bc it sucks but umm yeah shit will never get done. So I made a list of the worst songs to massage too..
Songs should be self explanatory
And are in no particular order
Please feel free to add to this list

1:black eyed peas -My Humps
2:L.M.O- summer girls
3: Niki Minaj -stupid hoe
4:Rehab-Whore ( idk might keep that one lol )
5:Will Smith -getting jiggy with it
6:Pink-U+Ur hand tonight (lol)
7:Selena Gomez- love you like a love song baby
I start singing like I were on American idol and shite when that comes on
8:Marvin Gaye- give it up
9:2Chains: Feds watching
10:color me bad: sex you up
Because just NO!
11:riahanna: birthday cake
I wanna make you my bitch cake,cake,cake,cake,cake,cake, cake,cake,cake,cake cake,cake,cake,cake cake ...you get the point.
Other artists or songs gotta 86
Van Helan-why can't this be love
Hoobstank-the reason
Mötley crew-girls girls girls
The burlesque movie soundtrack
And anything CHER
This is suppose to be relaxing instead it turns into karoake bar except there's no beer or mic and somebody is butt ass naked.
OOhh and no worries I also ain't playing any
Bone thugs and harmony, little Wayne,SPM, Latin freestyle, Yo Gabba Gabba
(yes I said yo gabba gabba),insane clown posse. Slayer, otep or opeth, and some avenged sevenfold and deftones since I scared the living shit outta a couple of y'all before with some of their stuff lol misfits, descendents, black flag, Danzig, dead Kennedy's ,wu tang, Suidide silence, biggie and 2pac, UGK but make no promise when it comes to the song


I don't care who you are that song comes on everybody starts moving to it

[JohnnyYanks]

Strokin' by Clarence Carter ("I stroke it to the east, I stroke it to the west ...")

[Guest061815-1]

Takin' you to Pound Town, baby! Pound pound pound!

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tDU11Am5ays&autoplay=1

[Novatx]

Anything from Insane clown posse ����

[Chuck10]

Think you might add "Black and Blue" from Van Halen off OU812...

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2UH4GGgkXHc

[e_l traveler]

Also, these could be songs NOT to masturbate to, except the p!nk song. It's fitting, hands and all, lol.

[Little Miss Cuntcakes]

Originally Posted by Novatx

Anything from Insane clown posse ����

Lol I wanted to play the Star Wars theme for this one hairy ass guy a while back. Looking like chubaca, rude ass hell too. Threatened to write a bad review. Kind of disappointed that he didn't. I was looking forward to him telling people I talked to him in "wookie"

[bigrich75]

slayer "raining blood" ?

[bigjimt52]

I really do need to go and see this young lady.....sounds like fun

[Yoyoma]

#1 - Chocolate Salty Balls (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w24Xd8fVlTU)

#2 - She's Got The Jack - AC/DC

[oldtiger]

Detachable Penis by King Missile......

[SA Angel]

"Closer" by NIN
"People=Shit" by Slipknot
"Glass Slipper" by The Dresden Dolls

Originally Posted by Little Miss Cuntcakes

Lol I wanted to play the Star Wars theme for this one hairy ass guy a while back. Looking like chubaca, rude ass hell too. Threatened to write a bad review. Kind of disappointed that he didn't. I was looking forward to him telling people I talked to him in "wookie"

I officially have a girl crush.

[Doglegg]

Originally Posted by SAangel27

"Closer" by NIN
"People=Shit" by Slipknot
"Glass Slipper" by The Dresden Dolls



I officially have a girl crush.

The line starts waaaay back there.

I have tried to meet up with LMC but to date it has not worked out. Maybe 'couples' massage 'therapy' will bring her into an evil web?

[redsmith]

Don't forget "Big Balls" AC/DC
acdc-big balls: http://youtu.be/_W-fIn2QZgg

[Guest112916]

"Whip It" by Devo