Unique offer

[farmstud60]

I hope the providers don't over fill my Private Message section when I will make the same offer as the headline I saw this morning on the Drudgereport.

" Florida John Offered Salad In Return For Sex "

[MsElena]

Throw in a drink and dessert and you got a deal

[farmstud60]

The really sad part is that the guy got busted in a sting operation for offering an undercover cop a salad for a BJ.

Let me guess MsE the drink and dessert have to be served in Hawaii in January, and I also have honor of buying a plane ticket for you.

[oldguy57]

Hawaii, in January with MsE - where is the downside?

[MsElena]

That's what I'm sayin 57

We can skip Hawaii............how about Brazil for Carnival?

[oldguy57]

Rio during Carnivale, with MsE - all I have to do is airfare, food and hotel for MsE and me - and, of course, salad... hmmmmmmm

[MsElena]

Think of the ladies we could pick up and have for dessert

[oldguy57]

Round trip airfare $2000 a piece, 5 days in a good hotel $1000, meals the way they should be for 5 days $1000 and incidentals $2000 = $8000 - gotta start saving my pennies - 5 days of utter debauchery... wow!

[MsElena]

That's a lot of money. How about we skip Brazil and hit up NOLA?

We could road trip it.......think of all the naughty things we could do in a car on the way there and back

[farmstud60]

og57 couldn't keep a car on the road with you distracting him

[oldguy57]

It sure would be fun to try to keep the car on the road. ROAD TRIP with MsE!!!!!

[MsElena]

Let's go!!!