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03-14-2014, 05:45 PM
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Join Date: Apr 9, 2011
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CHEAP BASTARDS CLUB PLEDGE
Several guys and girls have made the leap of faith to join the ranks of the Cheap Bastards Club...but they cannot be a full blood member until they recite this pledge...so if you want to soar with eagles...then take the time to make your membership eternal...
As we continue to form this most perfect union, we have decided to have a pledge of allegiance to our great and growing club. Anyone wishing to join the CBC (guy or girl) must repeat this pledge out loud prior to being acknowledged as a member. So, take you hand…grasp your dick, and repeat after me…(girls, just lightly rub your clit while reciting the pledge please).
Pledge of the Cheap Bastards Club
As a charter member of the Cheap Bastards Club I hereby swear & affirm that I will abide by the rules of the CBC, & forsaking all others, shall pledge my allegiance until the time that I die or my pecker becomes unusable…even withstanding massive doses of extenze, Cialis, Viagra or electric shock therapy.
I will forgo unrealistic prices for pussy, choosing instead to use both of my heads in the selection process, basing my partners not only on their published “rate” but also on the feedback from my Cheap Bastard Brothers & Sisters. Priority will ALWAYS be given to the girl who realizes 200 in the pocket beats 300 in her dreams…
I will always treat the girls of the CBC with ultimate respect (as long as they give it as well). I will never take advantage of a girl in need of rent…(((ok never mind that last statement-all is fair in the negotiating game).
I will share (within reason) my Cheap Bastard successes ONLY with members of the CBC, giving the cold shoulder to those other stupid fuggers who overpay for pussy. If and when possible, I will also share pictures of my encounters with said CBC members.
I shall follow the tenets of the club without fail as I embark upon this journey…let my rod be stiff, and my balls be full…AMEN
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03-14-2014, 08:43 PM
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You'll Love My Nuts!
Join Date: Oct 30, 2012
Location: Austin
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And remember: The fastest way into the CBC is being called a Cheap Bastard by the Pussy Mafia. It's a seal of approval.
For the rest of the year, we waive the already very small CBC fee if you are called a Cheap Bastard by the Pussy Mafia.
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03-14-2014, 10:09 PM
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Join Date: Jun 21, 2011
Location: Gone
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Or...by being a charter member.
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03-14-2014, 10:58 PM
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Join Date: Apr 10, 2010
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As a charter member of the *cough* Cerleebade *cough cough* Bastards Club I hereby swear & affirm that I will abide by the rules of the CBC, & forsaking all others, shall pledge my allegiance until the time that I die or my pecker becomes unusable…even withstanding massive doses of extenze, Cialis, Viagra or electric shock therapy.
I will forgo *cough* pussy, choosing instead to use both of my *cough* hands and sex toys *cough cough*
I will always treat the girls of the CBC with ultimate respect (as long as they give it as well). I will never take advantage of a girl in need of rent…(((ok never mind that last statement-all is fair in the negotiating game).
I will share (within reason) my *cough* Cerleebade *cough cough* Bastard successes ONLY with members of the CBC, giving the cold shoulder to those other stupid fuggers who overpay for pussy. If and when possible, I will also share pictures of my encounters with said CBC members.
I shall follow the tenets of the club without fail as I embark upon this journey…let my rod be stiff, and my balls be full…AMEN
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03-14-2014, 11:00 PM
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You'll Love My Nuts!
Join Date: Oct 30, 2012
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Originally Posted by cinnamonshark
Or...by being a charter member.
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You Cheap Bastard you ...
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03-15-2014, 07:50 AM
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Join Date: Jun 21, 2011
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You Cheap Bastard you ...
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And proud of it!
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03-15-2014, 01:48 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2, 2014
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I love all the cheap bastard posts and how the guys know they need to be cheap with!
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03-17-2014, 11:19 AM
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Join Date: May 9, 2013
Location: Texas
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I'm so cheap, I stick to FBSM!
And shouldn't my balls be empty? IJS....
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03-17-2014, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Lil' Tex
I'm so cheap, I stick to FBSM!
And shouldn't my balls be empty? IJS....
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Kind of a chicken or the egg thing. In order to empty they must be full...
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03-17-2014, 12:08 PM
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Join Date: May 9, 2013
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Ahhh, Thank you sensei!
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03-17-2014, 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Lil' Tex
Ahhh, Thank you sensei!
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My pweasure gwasshopper...
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05-01-2014, 07:04 AM
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05-01-2014, 11:03 AM
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Join Date: Feb 22, 2014
Location: Austin Tx
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I would have thought a $20 "Short stay" would be longer than a $40 "Quick visit". Semantics.
Also keep in mind that a $20 session with a butt ugly provider = $40 with an OK provider = $60 with a cute provider.
In other words she's priced accordingly. Now find us a $20 quicky OK provider or a $40 quicky cute provider and then we're talking about a real CBC deal.
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05-01-2014, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Annika
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There seems to be some confusion thinking being a CBC member means ONLY going with the lowest price point...that's not necessarily true...
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05-01-2014, 01:31 PM
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So do the ladies take the pledge to always be within means of the CBC get t-shirts or ruby red slippers?
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