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Old 04-16-2014, 03:17 PM   #1
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It could not be worse than this.
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Old 04-16-2014, 03:47 PM   #2
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I wonder how many inches you usually lose from that.

I know that re-attachment is usually not an issue...

Well...depending on how it was originally severed I guess.

Wonder if they could add length/girth to it while they are in surgery.

Plastic surgery these days amaze me.
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Old 04-16-2014, 04:17 PM   #3
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ABC news reporting the paramedics were able to grab the sausage before the lady could get a bite.
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Old 04-16-2014, 04:24 PM   #4
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Old 04-16-2014, 07:23 PM   #5
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Fml....idk whats worse. Cutting it, surviving the fall, or waking up having it re-attached.
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Old 04-16-2014, 07:29 PM   #6
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Fml....idk whats worse. Cutting it, surviving the fall, or waking up having it re-attached.
Oh, I cannot imagine him being upset that it was reattached.

Crazy story.
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Old 04-16-2014, 07:40 PM   #7
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Well imagine being so upset that u cut off your dick...tried to kill yourself, only to wake up and your dick is back. Shits probably useless now anyway, so its just there...teasing him, taunting him. Fuck that
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So they were looking thru the shrubbery and the dumpsters all around the building and they thought they had found his dick but it turned out to be a radiator hose from a '70 Gremlin...
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So they were looking thru the shrubbery and the dumpsters all around the building and they thought they had found his dick but it turned out to be a radiator hose from a '70 Gremlin...
The only thing that could make the story worse is if they didn't discover the error until after they reattached it.
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Old 04-21-2014, 08:22 AM   #11
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Well imagine being so upset that u cut off your dick...tried to kill yourself, only to wake up and your dick is back. Shits probably useless now anyway, so its just there...teasing him, taunting him. Fuck that
Lol that's funny
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So was he "keeping it real" because some pissed off chick didn't show him any respect?
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I read somewhere they could not put it back on.. and he was on drugs
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Able to jump from high buildings....I GUESS NOT
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I COULDNT BELIEVE THIS!! THATS TOO CRAZY!! I dont have one but i still grabbed my ladyparts!
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