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Old 04-12-2014, 05:04 PM   #1
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I was able to talk KHC into a session based upon my self reported size of twelve inches.
When I got there, she inspected my claim of 12 inches and informed me that my dick was only 10 inches long, but since I had driven all that way to see her, she would go ahead and see me but tell the girls in the ladies area, many of whom lust after my full 12 inches, that I had been misrepresenting things...SO I'M MAD AT HER!!!
No REVIEW DAMMIT!!
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Goddamn that hooker!
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Old 04-12-2014, 05:17 PM   #3
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I'll be mad too, if someone lied to me and added 7 inches
Shame on kaylee!!
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Old 04-12-2014, 05:26 PM   #4
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I was able to talk KHC into a session based upon my self reported size of twelve inches.
When I got there, she inspected my claim of 12 inches and informed me that my dick was only 10 inches long, but since I had driven all that way to see her, she would go ahead and see me but tell the girls in the ladies area, many of whom lust after my full 12 inches, that I had been misrepresenting things...SO I'M MAD AT HER!!!
No REVIEW DAMMIT!!
Aww my poor baby. Lola and I will make it up to you in are appt.
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Old 04-12-2014, 05:27 PM   #5
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Always blame the air conditioning. "It was damn cold in there!"
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Old 04-12-2014, 05:28 PM   #6
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Aww my poor baby. Lola and I will make it up to you in are appt.
Gosh I could have sworn it was 13 inches. Lol
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Old 04-12-2014, 05:29 PM   #7
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I was able to talk KHC into a session based upon my self reported size of twelve inches.
When I got there, she inspected my claim of 12 inches and informed me that my dick was only 10 inches long, but since I had driven all that way to see her, she would go ahead and see me but tell the girls in the ladies area, many of whom lust after my full 12 inches, that I had been misrepresenting things...SO I'M MAD AT HER!!!
No REVIEW DAMMIT!!

That's a BIG PENIS! LOL
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Old 04-12-2014, 05:33 PM   #8
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Wish I was 12 or even 10. Love Kaylee!
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Old 04-12-2014, 05:42 PM   #9
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"Shrinkage"

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Old 04-12-2014, 06:06 PM   #10
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lame lol
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Old 04-12-2014, 06:23 PM   #12
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Hope it's longer than the book titled.

"The Great Jewish Athletes Of History"

Woody Allen joke, I think.
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Old 04-12-2014, 06:47 PM   #13
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JL,

Was she measuring from the base?

Or was she measuring from the root?

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The damned things get smaller with age.
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I start measuring from back at my asshole.
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