Would You Boink A Pornstar?

[Danielle Reid]

Originally Posted by Worldtravler

So who is she? You know someone? I'm all for the testing but is she fresh?

She usually smells like Greyhound bus stops and day-old anal sex

[Guest040816]

I love a girl with a sense of humor, roflmao.
The greyhound bus reminds me of travel.
An avid traveler would know about such things as not being so fresh.

I sat next to a guy on a long flight and thought he had shit on himself
and his breath would've killed a dragon.

[Danielle Reid]

Originally Posted by lorde reign

I love a girl with a sense of humor, roflmao.
The greyhound bus reminds me of travel.
An avid traveler would know about such things as not being so fresh.

I sat next to a guy on a long flight and thought he had shit on himself
and his breath would've killed a dragon.

Ewww lol

[Worldtravler]

Originally Posted by MaryBeth

She usually smells like Greyhound bus stops and day-old anal sex

Don't need any part of that! But thank you for informing me on what Greyhound bus stops smell like.

[Worldtravler]

Originally Posted by lorde reign

I love a girl with a sense of humor, roflmao.
The greyhound bus reminds me of travel.
An avid traveler would know about such things as not being so fresh.

I sat next to a guy on a long flight and thought he had shit on himself
and his breath would've killed a dragon.

I'm sorry you had to endure such a bad flight you should of kindly asked to be moved to a differant seat far away! Or did you just get used to it after awhile and just said to yourself you had worst. Anyways I been noticing you been New Orleans bound now for awhile I hope you made it and didn't get so used to the person on the flight that y'all decided to make alittle detour.

[Worldtravler]

And all honestly MB I was asking if you knew a certain pornstar you were helping out with business seeing how I know you couldn't be promoting yourself do to the fact you longer see Arkansas Men.

[bladtinzu]

Originally Posted by MaryBeth

She usually smells like Greyhound bus stops and day-old anal sex

At least she doesn't get the senior citizen discount at the local Golden Coral..

And is Greyhound still in business?

[Danielle Reid]

Originally Posted by Worldtravler

And all honestly MB I was asking if you knew a certain pornstar you were helping out with business seeing how I know you couldn't be promoting yourself do to the fact you longer see Arkansas Men.

I don't talk to girls. Some weird thing I have where most of them avoid me. Maybe I smell funny...I did spend the night at a hotel here in Ft Lauderdale with this 19 year old Hispanic girl and now we're on our way to shoot scenes with Reality Kings. Problem is she's from AZ so no chance of meeting her.

I was thinking about meeting AR guys again since dickhead #1 fell off the face of the earth and blad is back. I have a secret crush on blad's online persona. I'm a geek like that.

Now if you'll excuse me I need to get ready for our ride to pick us up.

[Danielle Reid]

Originally Posted by bladtinzu

At least she doesn't get the senior citizen discount at the local Golden Coral..

And is Greyhound still in business?

Yes they are sadly. 30+ hours on a god forsaken bus with two transfers and over 7 hours worth of layovers. Doing it all again to get back home because the producer for one of the stuidos working for was too fucking cheap to buy plane tickets. Fuckface lazy bastard. This is what I get for trusting nerds