The Cheap Bastard's Guide

[David.Douchehurst]

Originally Posted by sashasmith512

Lol not gonna lie, I've fucked a regular for a good home cooked meal ;-) told him to put in as much effort as he wanted to receive.... Ribeye slow cooked, covered in green beans, potatoes and bacon......

Hell, if'n yer givin' out freebies fer meals, Ah kin cook like a sonuvagun! Yew like homemade pizza? Just tell meh whut cha like: Tombstone, Red Baron, Totino's, DiGiorno's ... Ah kin make 'em all. But yore in charge o' tha tossed salad.

An' mah oven's broke so Ah's gotsta cum over ta yore place ta cook, hot stuff.

[douglas_m]

I'm sorry. Their torture was too strong, I was too weak. Unless I can break free again, I am their slave. Maybe in the end I will be able to wear a cheap bastard T shirt.

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by douglas_m

I'm sorry. Their torture was too strong, I was too weak. Unless I can break free again, I am their slave. Maybe in the end I will be able to wear a cheap bastard T shirt.

Only the true of heart can wear a CBS TShirt Douglas. It is the strong of character, the powerful of resolve that can claim to be a CBS member. Don't be swayed by the lecherous few who will take your money, but give you little bang for your buck. Don't throw away 300 on 30 mins of pleasure, 30 mins of talk when 3 Cheap Bastard Society girls are ready to rock your word for 1/2 hour each! Its just good for your soul, good for your spirit, and your cock will love you again...

I remember when I was a young Jedi on the planet tantooine & faced with the killer swamp beasts...no wait, never mind, different story...

Anyway...wash thyself in the holy water of belief. Gird they loins for the tough battles ahead. Get ye back to a position of clean & say in unison in one resounding voice "NO MORE MEATLOAF FOR ME, MA"!! Then you can break free of those bonds that hold you so tightly...those tentacles that embrace your sad monger heart...

Then, and only then...will you have the honor of donning in pride a Cheap Bastard Society TShirt.

In the meantime, lets try an act of pittance...

Repeat after me and say 7 hail Marys

"Hail Mary on my face, don't pay too much its a disgrace...seek out those who keep the pace"

Now go forth in peace & wait for a CBS girl to contact you with a reasonable offer. And remember, reasonable is not 300 an hour...or 200 for a half. Its those girls that know your $ are valuable, and want to do their part in the war on Pussy Inflation that you should do your business with...

[junkweed]

Constantly
Hunting
Exceptional
Affordable
Pussy

...it came to me in a (wet) dream.

[Still Looking]

I don't think I will be able to be on the TEAM. It seems that I would let the TEAM down. But its NOT my fault. Here are a few things that cause me to fail.

1) I'm going to do very bad things to you SL.
2) Me Love You Long Time SL.
3) I have this problem, my kitty is too tight.
4) I've never tried Greek would you help me with that SL.
5) What does your semen taste like SL.
6) I wonder if I can DT you SL.
7) I've been think about becoming an escort.
8) Hi I just turned 19.
9) I don't do porn any more.
10) I have never done any thing like this before. Would you verify me SL.

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

I don't think I will be able to be on the TEAM. It seems that I would let the TEAM down. But its NOT my fault. Here are a few things that cause me to fail.

1) I'm going to do very bad things to you SL.
2) Me Love You Long Time SL.
3) I have this problem, my kitty is too tight.
4) I've never tried Greek would you help me with that SL.
5) What does your semen taste like SL.
6) I wonder if I can DT you SL.
7) I've been think about becoming an escort.
8) Hi I just turned 19.
9) I don't do porn any more.
10) I have never done any thing like this before. Would you verify me SL.

NOTE:

These are outtakes from Still Lookings soon to be released books "How to pick up girls at your local high school". SL will be doing autograph signings at the local Barnes & Nobel this cuming Sunday. First 20 under 19 get a free Team SL TShirt...

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Toyz

NOTE:

These are outtakes from Still Lookings soon to be released books "How to pick up girls at your local high school". SL will be doing autograph signings at the local Barnes & Nobel this cuming Sunday. First 20 under 19 get a free Team SL TShirt...

Don't forget the Claire / Scarlett French signature series vibrator. You know the one I'm talking about. This is the Top Shelf Unit. You can break concrete with this thing and still handle the most delicate of jobs. There will be 20 of those as well autographed of course.

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Don't forget the Claire / Scarlett French signature series vibrator. You know the one I'm talking about. This is the Top Shelf Unit. You can break concrete with this thing and still handle the most delicate of jobs. There will be 20 of those as well autographed of course.

3/4 HP and co-branded under the "Black & Decker" Industrial Series Label.

yes, its in the catalog under "Clit Destroyer"...

[Loxly]

Dinna pay for the high price spread!

[knotty man]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

I don't think I will be able to be on the TEAM. It seems that I would let the TEAM down. But its NOT my fault. Here are a few things that cause me to fail.

1) I'm going to do very bad things to you SL.
2) Me Love You Long Time SL.
3) I have this problem, my kitty is too tight.
4) I've never tried Greek would you help me with that SL.
5) What does your semen taste like SL.
6) I wonder if I can DT you SL.
7) I've been think about becoming an escort.
8) Hi I just turned 19.
9) I don't do porn any more.
10) I have never done any thing like this before. Would you verify me SL.

11) have you met my twin sister. She has the most deliscious pussy, trust me. ive tasted it !!!

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by knotty man

11) have you met my twin sister. She has the most deliscious pussy, trust me. ive tasted it !!!

12) Is there any chance you'd like to meet my daughter?

[Whispers]

13) "Whispers told me that if you were at the party I shouldn't talk to you."

[Whispers]

Shit!

Why are we coming up with any of this in reference to SL

14) "It's $250 for the BJ, $300 to fuck me and for $350 I'll pretend to come! You can be first!"

[fun2come]

Originally Posted by Whispers

Shit!

Why are we coming up with any of this in reference to SL

14) "It's $250 for the BJ, $300 to fuck me and for $350 I'll pretend to come! You can be first!"

Yeah why are we???

and that, BTW, would NOT qualify for the CBS.

[wynter_ice]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

I don't think I will be able to be on the TEAM. It seems that I would let the TEAM down. But its NOT my fault. Here are a few things that cause me to fail.

1) I'm going to do very bad things to you SL.
2) Me Love You Long Time SL.
3) I have this problem, my kitty is too tight.
4) I've never tried Greek would you help me with that SL.
5) What does your semen taste like SL.
6) I wonder if I can DT you SL.
7) I've been think about becoming an escort.
8) Hi I just turned 19.
9) I don't do porn any more.
10) I have never done any thing like this before. Would you verify me SL.

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