Tongue-in-cheek

[Guest021716-4]

No, it is not a new hobby thing. Has everyone lost there sense of humor around here or do people just not understand me at all?

I posted, what I thought to be a rather humorous ad, given the recent bump of another related thread.

The best part of the ad, I thought, was that I was offering a hh session to any man that could find me a tiara!! But did I get a tiara and get to give away a hh? No.......

I got a Scarlett are you okay? Ya need rent? Here is an advance offer.

Disclaimer- I am a hooger+ I am a single woman = of course , I always need money, lol! But, I will be damned if I am asking for a free ride from anyone!!

I am sorely misunderstood. And I never even got my damn tiara!!! I could have been yours for the price of a tinfoil, dime store, or home made tiara. If only anyone had read and understood.

It could have been fun! I would have worn my tiara and pink tu tu...... You could have shagged a ballerina or mafia girl But noooo, lol!!

Guess I will just go back to the tiara store by myself. <----- firmly implanted!!!

[David.Douchehurst]

Yew could prolly trade mah durn records fer a tiara on ebay, sugartits. After all, it's not like yore ever really a-gonna give'um back ta me ennyways.

[powerslave]

Staff Edit JJ. Spam.

[VLombardi]

I have one from Buffalo Wild Wings...

[Toyz]

"Never mess with the mafia...you end up sleeping wit da fishes...or smelling like them...I forget which"...

ToYz

[Kfun12]

My eyes never look high enough for a tiara.......

I think I have a St. Patrick's day version around here somewhere. Can you handle green instead of tinfoil? I'll bring my shillelagh, but keep your hands of me pot o' gold.....

[mrhappysf]

Sarcasm is a lost art, I guess. And yes, some of us do "get you" and really appreciate your contributions to making us smile and laugh.

[VLombardi]

Originally Posted by mrhappysf

Sarcasm is a lost art, I guess. And yes, some of us do "get you" and really appreciate your contributions to making us smile and laugh.

+1

[Dorian Gray]

Maybe it just wasn't funny

[Claire She Blows]

Originally Posted by mrhappysf

Sarcasm is a lost art, I guess. And yes, some of us do "get you" and really appreciate your contributions to making us smile and laugh.

+1

Thank fucking god! I love a man with a brain! One who can appreciate silly jokes on a hooker board and women with a great sense of humor

[Still Looking]

At times I feel very misunderstood...

[Claire She Blows]

You and me both, sweetheart, you and me both...

[TxHarleyGuy]

Being a professional photographer, I actually 'do' have a tiara in my prop box! lol

[Centaur]

Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

Disclaimer- I am a hooger+ I am a single woman = of course , I always need money, lol! But, I will be damned if I am asking for a free ride from anyone!!

P.S. - I think it's long been established that the internet is ages overdue for an official sarcasm font.

[Claire She Blows]

Originally Posted by Centaur

P.S. - I think it's long been established that the internet is ages overdue for an official sarcasm font.

+1